Introducing... Poo-Pourri. The "before-you-go" toilet spray, to add to the myth that your sh*t smells like roses. Or one of 20 aromatherapy scents, like Eucalyptus & Spearmint or Mandarine, Tangerine & Lily, etc.
Don't believe me? Watch the video...
You can even send away for your free sample (which is technically not free because you have to pay $3 for shipping/handling).
Go ahead, check out the hilarious website of Poo-Pourri, which has YouTube testimonials and Amazon reviews of satisfied POOers.