Those of you who have been here from the beginning will remember that this blog started out being called "The Spank and Ginger Show". After awhile, Spank had to take a break from blogging, so this blog carried on with Spank's support as the name, "Gingersnaps in the Morning". But we are going to start having some "Spank and Ginger Show" specials, starting with today! Woo Hoo! The topic...
The No-No Hole
This is my term for your butt hole and is self-explanatory regarding my my feeling about it.
Spank: "No, go ahead and explain it. Tell us how you really feel."
Ginger: "I feel like there is only one use for the no-no hole. It's a one-way street, one direction only."
Spank: "So It's okay if it's Harry Styles?"
Ginger:" I have no idea who that is, but that doesn't change my mind about the no-no hole. I mean, there is nothing worse than reading a good book with a steamy love scene, where all the sudden someone sticks their finger up the other person's no-no hole. Kills the mood, and makes me want to throw my Kindle."
Spank: "What if it's not a finger?"
Ginger: *pauses to avoid gagging* "That's even worse. Owwww. I call it a no-no hole for a reason. No back door passes for me. Nuh uh. No way. Not gonna happen."
Spank: "There are some men that get a free pass."
Ginger: "I'm not even gonna ask. No seriously, if you're reading a steamy love scene and someone sticks their finger up the no-no hole, that doesn't affect you one bit?"
Spank: "Oh it affects me."
Ginger: O_o "Okay, I was reading this one story. During the love scene the guy stuck his finger up the girl's no-no hole and after they were done, they fell asleep. Did the guy wash and disinfect in finger before falling asleep??? Does he know there is e.coli on his finger?"
Spank: "Did you ever think it's finger-licking good?"
Ginger: *ignores that question* "I mean, he could give himself (or her) pink eye if he didn't disinfect his finger after!!
Spank: "PINK EYE!!! hahahahaha. That's what you're concerned about?!"
Ginger: "That's just one of MANY concerns about business with the no-no hole".
Spank: "Good sex is supposed to be dirty."
Ginger: "Well if someone insists on getting "dirty" with the no-no hole, the least they can do is wear Shittens.
Spank: "What the Hell are Shittens?"
Ginger: "They're disposable wipes in the shape of mittens, for keeping your hands sanitary while dealing with poo.
They even wrote a song about it."
Spank: "Now I've seen everything."