Monday, August 26, 2013

Spank and Ginger Show: Just Say No-No





Those of you who have been here from the beginning will remember that this blog started out being called "The Spank and Ginger Show".  After awhile, Spank had to take a break from blogging, so this blog carried on with Spank's support as the name, "Gingersnaps in the Morning".  But we are going to start having some "Spank and Ginger Show" specials, starting with today!  Woo Hoo!  The topic...

The No-No Hole 

This is my term for your butt hole and is self-explanatory regarding my my feeling about it. 


Spank: "No, go ahead and explain it.  Tell us how you really feel."


Ginger: "I feel like there is only one use for the no-no hole.  It's a one-way street, one direction only."

Spank: "So It's okay if it's Harry Styles?"





Ginger:" I have no idea who that is, but that doesn't change my mind about the no-no hole.  I mean, there is nothing worse than reading a good book with a steamy love scene, where all the sudden someone sticks their finger up the other person's no-no hole.  Kills the mood, and makes me want to throw my Kindle."



Spank: "What if it's not a finger?"


Ginger: *pauses to avoid gagging*  "That's even worse.  Owwww.  I call it a no-no hole for a reason.  No back door passes for me.  Nuh uh.  No way.  Not gonna happen."


Spank: "There are some men that get a free pass."


Ginger: "I'm not even gonna ask.  No seriously, if you're reading a steamy love scene and someone sticks their finger up the no-no hole, that doesn't affect you one bit?"


Spank: "Oh it affects me."


Ginger: O_o  "Okay, I was reading this one story.  During the love scene the guy stuck his finger up the girl's no-no hole and after they were done, they fell asleep.  Did the guy wash and disinfect in finger before falling asleep??? Does he know there is e.coli on his finger?"


Spank: "Did you ever think it's finger-licking good?"


Ginger: *ignores that question*  "I mean, he could give himself (or her) pink eye if he didn't disinfect his finger after!!


Spank: "PINK EYE!!!  hahahahaha.  That's what you're concerned about?!"


Ginger: "That's just one of MANY concerns about business with the no-no hole".


Spank: "Good sex is supposed to be dirty."


Ginger: "Well if someone insists on getting "dirty" with the no-no hole, the least they can do is wear Shittens.


Spank: "What the Hell are Shittens?"


Ginger: "They're disposable wipes in the shape of mittens, for keeping your hands sanitary while dealing with poo.






They even wrote a song about it."






Spank: "Now I've seen everything."







12 comments:

  1. Shittens are $10 per 20 count package. At $.50 a pop, they should be reserved for sex.

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    1. Are they really that expensive? Damn! You can use surgical gloves for much less money!

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  2. I don't think I'm ever going to get over the, "finger-licking good" comment! This was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. LOVE when Spank and Ginger get together. Looking forward to the next special.

    BTW - I have no problem when reading a steamy scene that includes the no-no hole (Lover at Last was one of my favourites of the BDB series) but for my own life, I'm with you. One way street.

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    1. Carolyn, I'll never forget we were having this discussion on Twitter and you said you don't go there, you're Canadian. I don't know that I've ever laughed that hard. But I just can't take it in my book love scenes. Seriously, I don't care whatever other people do with their no-no holes, but I don't want to read about it. And that is why "Lover at Last" is the only BDB book I haven't read. Cause I knew it was going to involve the no-no hole.

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    2. LOVER AT LAST! OMG I LOVE LOVE LOVE Blay and Qhuinn, and their no-no holes!

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    3. Sex tips from Canadians. You will notice that the no-no hole is not included.
      http://www.theloop.ca/living/love/photo-gallery/-/p/7234/6-sex-moves-you-need-to-update/2704895

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    1. haha yep. We REALLY went there. These are just some of the many things Spank and I talk about, LOL.

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  4. I totally know what shittens are...>.>

    -Heathet

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  5. That should read HEATHER not Heathet.......wtf is a Heathet?!

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  6. I love us. In fact, I went to link this post to one of my comments on my blog and typed in www.gingerspanksinthemorning.com -- that's a WHOLE other thing... #gingerspanksme

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  7. This ties into the funniest scene in that movie, Ted. I laughed so hard. Then I fast-forwarded to the end.

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