Titty Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps. In the news, an Australian woman who was nicknamed the "Buxom Bandit" due to her plentiful cleavage is wanted for robbing a gas station. Despite making several men happy, she made a few mistakes. She failed to conceal her identity and only wore a glove on her knife-wielding hand, leave possible fingerprints behind with the hand she used to grab the money.
Those are some big knockers she's got there. Almost as big as mine. Or are hers bigger? I'll let you decide.
Is it a draw? She is still
very large at large. Australia's Triple M Radio DJ promises that if she is caught, he will show up at her trial, chanting, "Free the Gold Coast Two!"
(my apologies if my boob pic offended or traumatized any of my readers. )
'Buxom Bandit' Robs Gas Station In Gold Coast, Australia
This might not be the breast way to get away with robbery.
Queensland cops in Australia are looking for the so-called "Buxom Bandit," who robbed a Gold Coast gas station early this morning, according to a police news release.
The blonde-haired woman wearing a low-cut top drove to the gas station with another man, according to the release. She then busted into the station, went behind the counter and threatened the clerk with a knife before making off with an unreported amount of cash, the release said.
News Nine MSN notes that the woman, who is still at large, made a couple of crucial errors that could help police track her down.
She failed to wear anything that disguised her face, which was captured on the gas station's surveillance camera.
The bandit also wore a fingerprint concealing glove on her knife-wielding hand, using her un-gloved digits to grab the cash and potentially leave other prints behind, MSN reports.
Australia's Triple M Radio DJ Mick Molloy spoke out in support of the well-endowed robber. If she's caught, Molloy promised to show up to her trial chanting, "free the Gold Coast two!"
Speaking of boobs and who should keep theirs on a tigher leash, here is Sharon Stone sans bra. Sharon, you are too old to let them hang free, once you hit your 50's. Sure yours are perkier than most women in their 50's but it's just kind of disturbing. Am I the only one who thinks so?
And now a little something for the ladies. Alex Pettyfer is on the cover of Men's Health UK. It's probably not quite as exciting as this:
(Thanks Spank! Click the Spank link for even more Magic Mike gif images!)
But in Men's Health UK, he talks about his ambitions and goals, and his role models. Oh who am I kidding? It's not nearly as exciting as the gif image I stole from Spank's blog.
Alex Pettyfer Covers 'Men's Health UK' August 2012
Here’s what the 22-year-old Magic Mike star had to share with the magazine:
On gaining weight for Magic Mike: “I put on a bit of weight for this film. I started off at 169lb (77kg) and went up to 196lb (88kg). hey told me I was too big, so in the end I had to take it back down to 185lb (84kg).”
On his ambitions and goals in life: “I’m very ambitious. I live in reality but I have dreams I want to fulfill – I want to be a director, and I’ve already started my own production company. But I also have a measure of success that I keep to myself. It’s something very personal to me.”
On his role models: “My dad’s one of my biggest heroes. I also think Paul Newman’s an inspiration. I know a lot of people say that, but I love that he’s a great role model and a humanitarian. I admire people who don’t necessarily want to change the world, but try to make it a better environment.”
Well Anderson Cooper shocked the world yesterday (not really) by admitting publicly that he is gay. Anderson, thank you for finally confirming that which we have long known.
Moving on... I'm all for realistic-looking tattoos. However, I'm not really sure how I feel about this. On the one hand I think it's really cool-looking, and on the other hand I'm totally grossed out. Thoughts? Also, she happened to pick the most painful place on the body to get it.
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And now, for today's FAIL... Who knew they were offering bottoms and tops at the Mall? But I've already got a bottom. So much so that I have to wear the "curvy" jeans. However, this would be perfect for my old college roommate who had a total flat butt. Perhaps I should FB her and let her know about the sale. ...aaaaand this is one of those days where I sincerely hope she doesn't read my blog. Old Roomy, if you're reading this... I'm totally talking about a different roommate that was also flat-butted. I definitely wasn't referring to you.
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And now for today's (bookshelf) WIN! I would LOVE to have a bookshelf like this in my house! But it would need to have one side that moves to reveal a secret door to a home theater.
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Hey, WTF??!! Louis Vuitton has a purple handbag?!
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And that's all the time I have for today. Catch you tomorrow, same time and place. Until then, here's something that you need to know...
There are two kinds of two toed sloths: Linnaeus’s two toed sloth, and Hoffmann’s two toed sloth. The main superficial difference between these two toed sloths and the three toed sloth is size and and movement speed.
Three toed sloths are generally larger and faster. The two different types of sloth aren’t believed to be very closely related, though. The sloth eats shoots and leaves, as well as fruits, nuts, berries, and occasionally small rodents.
They have an exceptionally slow metabolism, and as a result food can take nearly a month to digest. Their stomachs have multiple chambers to accommodate this, though.
After all the digestion is done with, the sloth’s weight can go down by up to 30 percent, or around 13 pounds.