Tuesday, June 5, 2012

On My Way To Where The Air Is Sweet...

Tinkering Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps!  Hey did you know there is an indoor gun range that now offers organized Birthday Parties for kids as young as 8 years old?  This is an absolute outrage!  Why didn't they have this available when I was a kid?  Instead I was stuck going to Chuck E. Cheese, when I could've been shooting up targets with human silhouettes!  Actually the animal shaped targets are more fun anyway. 

Eagle Gun Range Offers Birthday Parties For Children As Young As 8 Years Old

Posted: Updated: 06/04/2012 4:02 pm


In the news, Mel Gibson's 93 year old father is filing for divorce.  He's asking his wife to pay him spousal support and to cover his attorney fees.  Seriously? The man is 93.  Couldn't he just wait until "death do us part"?  He's freakin' NINETY-THREE.

Mel Gibson Dad Files For Divorce
Hutton Gibson cited irreconcilable differences from Teddy Joye Gibson
Mel Gibson's dad has just filed for divorce ... TMZ has learned.

93-year-old Hutton Gibson cited irreconcilable differences from Teddy Joye Gibson, who is in her 70's.

Hutton -- interestingly -- is asking for spousal support.   He also wants her to pay attorney's fees.

Hutton had no kids with Teddy, but had 11 kids with his first wife, Anne, and more than 50 grandchildren.

Also interesting ... Hutton is a devout Catholic and his religion does not believe in divorce.

The couple married in 2002.
Source: TMZ

In other celebrity news, Michael Fassbender has a red beard when he grows it out.  You know what that means, right?  He has the redhead gene!  Which means he needs to find a girl with the redhead gene to make little ginger babies with!  Is it sad that that was the first thought to enter my mind when I saw that picture of him?  #truestory 

Michael Fassbender: 'Prometheus' Opens This Week!

Michael Fassbender: 'Prometheus' Opens This Week!
Michael Fassbender hurries out of Claridge’s Hotel on Friday (June 1) in London, England.
The 35-year-old actor was en route to a Prometheus event with his co-star Noomi Rapace! The next day, Michael was spotted at LAX Airport chatting on the phone.
PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Michael Fassbender
“We will meet a new type of alien or creature” Michael told the Herald Sun about the film. “I can’t really discuss what is it, but it will make a lot a more sense of the other Alien films we have seen before and the origin of the aliens we have come to know.”
Be sure to catch Prometheus in theaters on June 8!
Source: JustJared

Not much on this earth is cuter than this little girl dancing to Gotye's "Somebody I Used To Know".  Go on, don't just take my word for it...

And now, for today's FAIL...  Is this supposed to be a tattoo of the President & The Joker's love child? And who gets a President's face tattooed on their body?  (apparently this person)

epic fail photos - Ugliest Tattoos: President Joker
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And today's WIN!  Seriously, I must find out where to buy these.  I'm only disappointed that "Werewolf Bite" wasn't an option.  And that's because I'm a little odd but that's just the way my mind works.

Hey, WTF?!! Judging on the picture of the movie, I'm going to guess something is lost in translation here.

epic fail photos - Engrish Funny: Umm, China?
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And that's all the time I have for today.  What would you want your band aid to say?  Until tomorrow everyone...

Sesame Street Allegedly Used to Torture Guantanamo Bay Prisoners
Breaking News
Forget waterboarding, Guantanamo Bay prisoners are now being tortured by BIG BIRD -- at least according to a new documentary released by Al Jazeera.

According to the doc -- called "Songs of War" -- detainees at the U.S. Naval base have been forced to wear headphones blaring Sesame Street music on repeat for hours or days on end ... to break their will (start at 2:00).
Award-winning Sesame Street composer Christopher Cerf tells Al Jazeera, "My first reaction was this just can't possibly be true ... "

Cerf says, "Of course I didn't really like the idea that I was helping break down prisoners, but it was much worse when I heard later that they were actually using the music in Guantanamo to do deep, long-term interrogations and obviously to inflict enough pain on prisoners so they would talk."



  1. Haha!! That girl dancing to Gotye is so cute and I couldn't stop giggling at it!! Even though she looked a little scary in places!!

    1. Erm... I didn't post this at 5.53am!! I don't even know that time exists!! Lol! I posted at 2.55pm!! So I'm guessing that's the American time!!

  2. Toddler dancing is my favourite! My heavy-metal loving teenager LOVED Ricky Martin when he was little (the World Cup theme "Go, go, go, ale, ale, ale...") and would ask for it over and over. Now, he insists that it was only because he didn't know any better.

    I'm not sure what to say about the translation of the movie title. Is the target audience hoping the translation is correct? O_o

    Now about the band-aids, I think that we should have some made especially for Spank that say, "V was here".