Filament Friday to you all, my little gingersnaps. Who has exciting plans for the weekend? Well, let's get on with the news, shall we?
In Kentucky, a woman was using the bathroom at a Walmart when she got super glued to the toilet seat. It took 60 minutes for paramedics to remove the toilet seat from the toilet and send her to the hospital, where the seat was later removed from her butt.
That is absolutely not funny at all. To that lady. For the rest of us, it's freakin' hilarious. I'm not saying I'm going to go around putting super glue on public bathroom seats, but there are a couple of people in this world who I wouldn't mind this happening to. I know, I'm a bad, bad person.
This also happened to a Maryland man, also in Walmart. I guess people were wanting to bring a whole new level of "People of Walmart" pictures. PEOPLE. Use a toilet seat guard before you sit on the toilet! If they're not common where you live, use toilet paper.
Woman Gets Super Glued To Walmart Toilet
A woman literally got caught in a sticky situation inside a Walmart bathroom in Kentucky. She sat down on the toilet and couldn't get up for 60 minutes.
The unidentified woman was using the restroom in the Monticello store earlier this month when she found that she was glued to the seat, the New York Daily News reported.
Paramedics were called to the scene of the grime after someone heard the woman screaming from the toilet stall. They needed an hour to remove her from the toilet -- with the toilet seat still attached to her buttocks, according to AzCentral.com. The seat was removed from the lady's posterior in a hospital emergency room.
Officials suspect the gluing may have been done on purpose, but don't want to accuse anyone at this point, according to Lex18.com.
This isn't the first time someone was glued to a toilet seat at Walmart. The same thing happened on March 31 to a man in Maryland, the Kentucky Post reported.
Meanwhile, putting Super Glue on a toilet is considered a crime, and Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department in Kentucky told the paper that the perpetrator could face second-degree assault charges.
Speaking of awkward situations, this man is addicted to drinking his wife's breast milk. He finds it incredibly erotic. I find him incredibly weird. What do you guys think? Interesting? Or just plain insane?
In celebrity chef news, Paula Deen has dropped 30 pounds since being diagnosed with Type II Diabetes and after changing her eating habits. The problem is that for the rest of the year, the Food Network will be airing new episodes that were filmed before her diagnosis and weight loss. Actually I don't see that as a problem at all. Her meals will probably all include a stick of butter (or more) and will look delish! Seriously, who wants to watch Paula Deen cook healthy, low-calorie/low-fat food? I don't!
Paula Deen Episodes Featuring Her High-Fat Cooking To Run On Food Network
Paula Deen wants the whole world to know that she dropped a whopping 30 pounds since she was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes, as her cover story in the latest People suggests. Not everyone is thrilled to see the new lean Deen, however.
"Paula has shot and delivered episodes of her Food Network Show that would take her show through all of 2012," one food-industry insider told me, referring to "Paula's Best Dishes." "The only problem with this is that they [were] all shot and delivered before her big announcement and before she started changing her eating habits."
So now, one of the network's biggest stars has left them with no alternative, other than airing new episodes that feature the old Paula and her previously indulgent style of cooking.
"I do think differently now" about food, Deen told People. "I'm more aware."
Deen found out she had diabetes almost three years ago and faced tough backlash for not having said anything sooner -- and may face further criticism if episodes featuring her high-fat cooking air through the end of 2012.
And now for today's FAIL... I don't have a belly button ring, and my wagina doesn't get nightmares, so I'm gonna pass on that item, thank you.
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And today's WIN! A Star Wars Parody of Goyte. This is genius!
"The Star Wars I Used To Know"
Hey, WTF?!! Well at least they have their priorities straight!
And that's all the time I have for today. I wish you a Razzle Dazzle weekend, and until Monday then...
That means Brits drink 60.2 billion cups of tea per year. Sixty-six percent of the British population drink tea on a regular basis. It is definitely a country of tea, and Brits drink more tea than in any other country. Ireland is the second largest tea-drinking country, an unsurprising statistic given its proximity to Britain.
Comparatively, Britain consumes only 70 million coffees in a day. So how does the average Englishman or woman drink their tea? The majority of tea (96%) is drunk with teabags, though it is not uncommon for tea to be made with loose leaves.
It is also extremely common for milk to be added to tea, so common that 98% of tea in Britain is drunk with milk.
Drinking tea has many benefits. For example, many types of tea have antioxidants, which stop free radicals (“unstable substances”) from affecting the body. Hot tea can even be refreshing in hot weather because it causes sweating, which cools the body off!
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