Hey my gingersnaps. So it turns out, taking Cough Syrup with Codeine is not a good way to go back to sleep at 8am. Because you will have to drag your @ss out of bed at 12:30pm and still not be alert enough to drive for another 2 hours. Still sick. Still feel like I'm swallowing razor blades when I swallow. Still need to turn the TV up higher so I can hear through my double ear infections. But other than that, things are just peachy. So again, I'm deviating from the usual and posting Passive-Aggressive neighbor notes. Why? Because they're funny. Especially since I live in a house with no shared walls. Without further ado...
(Warning: some notes contain profanity. If you are not comfortable reading notes with profanity, simply skip this post and send me "get well" flowers instead.)