Doctor: "You want something for the pain? Maybe some Vicodin?"
Me: *nods enthusiastically*
Doctor: "Actually, Vicodin is too strong for your pain, I'll give you cough syrup with Codeine... which you can only take at night."
Me: *facepalm*
(he also gave me antibiotics and some rose-smelling Rx nasal spray... not nearly as fun as Vicodin)
So... all you're getting out of me today is 25 Stupid Newspaper Headlines, which are outside my usual routine, yet funny nonetheless. Now I shall take my Codeine Cough Syrup and pass out.
25 Stupid Newspaper Headlines
Editors, where were you?! Some of these headlines contain unfortunate errors. Others just could have been worded better. Either way, you'll be amused.
25.

-Source: (BuzzFeed)
#3 had me LOLing!! And shame on your doctor for suggesting Vicodin and then taking that dream away! How cruel. I hope you all feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteI know! It was entirely cruel of my doctor to dangle the Vicodin carrot in front of me, only to take it away. I think he can only redeem himself by giving me an endless supply. ;) Thank you for the well wishes!
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