Tuesday, October 18, 2011

War Of The Cupcakes

Tangy Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps. Today in the news, a woman was arrested and charged with battery after getting in a fight with her husband and throwing cupcakes at him. The icing all over the man's head and shirt was evidence enough to book the wife. The husband claimed he was scared for his safety. Really. What exactly is he afraid of? Death by cupcake? Because that seems to me to be a pretty nice way to go. I'm not sure who this woman is, but I want to become friends with her, then piss her off so she will throw cupcakes at me too. Mmmm... cupcakes.


Source: huffingtonpost


Steven Seagal has now become an official border sheriff in Texas that will patrol our borders and help keep illegal aliens from crossing. I feel safer all ready. *shakes head no*

One of his fellow sheriffs is saying that his heart is in the right place and he's not doing this for publicity. Yeah... that's why he invited the photogs to take pictures of him while he was being sworn in, and while holding a gun. I don't know about you, but I'm guessing a good percentage of Mexicans can outrun Mr. Seagal and his big belly. What? #justsaying



Source: TMZ


And now, for today's FAIL!!! It's obviously a FAIL because you should be allowed to use other weapons to hunt the slow children. High powered rifles, bow & arrow, etc.


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And today's win goes to Time Magazine and its classy description of the new Twilight movie...



Source: ILoveToLaugh


I wonder what Spank would say about this...


Twilight: That movie series that promotes abstinence for three years and then moments after pillows are finally bitten and headboards are broken in hot, steamy fade-to-black sex they introduce Renesmee which also promotes abstinence. Merchandise tie-in? Cullen Crest Chastity Belts.

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Good point, Spank. I think a freaky monster that rips open your body from the inside is enough reason enough to promote abstinence. Look for your very own Cullen Crest Chastity Belts to hit a Hot Topic near you.


And now, WTF?!!! I'm going to guess someone here objects to the wedding. And I think you should listen to him.


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And that's all the time for now. Meet me back here, same time same place tomorrow. Until then, here's something about gingers that everyone should know...


In Medieval Times, Red Hair Was Associated With Moral Degradation and Intense Sexual Desire

Cyros International, the world’s largest sperm bank, has started turning away red headed donors. The low demand for red headed babies apparently has roots that go far back.

Ancient Egyptians were said to have buried redheaded men alive and in medieval times, red hair was associated with moral degradation and intense sexual desire. Redheads were even regarded as vampires, werewolves and witches. During the Spanish Inquisition red heads were singled out for persecution, believing their hair to be sure sign that they stole the fires of hell.

The good news is that there is still one country where red headed babies are in high demand: Ireland!

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2 comments:

  1. Am I the only one totally confused by the whole anti-Ginger thing? True, my hair is now a more dark brown shade than anything (I'm assuming, haven't seen the real shade in 15 yrs)...but I was born with chestnut hair that turned deep brownish red as a little kiddo...the thought of having a redheaded baby sounds GREAT to me, and a friend who recently gave birth to a little ginger was thrilled. What gives, peeps??

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  2. I'm totally throwing a cupcake at Bri when he gets home.

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