Macabre Monday to you all, my little gingersnaps. Anything special happen this weekend? Did you guys get lost in a corn maze and call 911 for help? Did you join the mile high club while skydiving like this couple?
Here's some blurred, stilled images (since the original video has now been yanked off the internet and the news edited the video) of the couple, Alex Torres (weekend skydiving instructor/porn star) and Hope Howell (skydiving receptionist) who started doing the deed in the airplane, then continued doing the deed & videotaping themselves while skydiving. The logistics of just carrying that out sounds complicated.
I sure hope they were safe. And I'm not referring to a backup parachute. I'm talking about this kind of safe:
And you thought the only danger of pumpkin patches was getting lost and having to call 911. If you visit favorite celebrity haunt "Mr. Bones" pumpkin patch you can get far more than you bargained for. Take Jamie, my regular commenter and future co-author of our new blog, who with her husband took their two kids to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch this weekend. She was taking a picture of one of her adorable sons when Seal and his bodyguard approached her and accused her of taking a picture of his daughter. The picture in question:
So, Seal (and his bodyguard) showed themselves to be real jerks (not quite the word Jamie had for them, but I'm editing it to make it safe for work) when Jamie had better things to do than to sneak ninja pics of them. Seal, I'm not buying any more of your CDs, you jerk.
Of course you guys know if it was me, I'd totally take ninja pics. But they'd be of the celebrities themselves. Not their kids. Cause who cares about their kids? (not me)
Moving on... I've been meaning to share this pic with you for a while. I took this little gem in Yosemite, right under Yosemite Falls. Where everyone else saw a cute little squirrel to take a picture of, I saw opportunity. By the way: Never EVER stoop down and show me #buttcrack when I'm standing behind you with an iPhone. #justsaying
And now, for today's FAIL... I don't know about you, but I think I'll pass on the celery.
And today's WIN!!!
Hey, WTF?!! Might need to take a few cholesterol meds to balance it out, but otherwise sounds yummy. *shakes head no*
And now it's time to announce a winner of the "Save the Tatas" shirt giveaway from Friday.
The winner of this lovely shirt is...
Congratulations Cary Fardal! You have 48 hours to claim your prize or I will choose another winner. Please email me at email@example.com with your mailing address to claim your prize. Until tomorrow then, here is something everyone should know...
The difference between winning a gold and silver medal at the Olympics can be a few milliseconds. The difference between a gold and silver medal can be as little as 6 grams! Stipulations require that both medals be made of at least 92.5% pure silver, while the gold medal must be gilded with at least 6 grams of gold! The last time a pure gold medal was awarded in the Olympics was in 1912 in Sweden.