Monday, September 12, 2011

Ramblings and Debauchery

Mumbling Monday to you all, my little gingersnaps! Did you do anything fun this weekend? I did.

This weekend I FINALLY met Jamie (one of my faithful readers) who I will soon start a new blog with, reviewing Natural Products. *whispers* I don't think Natural Products really work.

Some might suggest I should've met Jamie BEFORE I agreed to start a blog with her, but where's the fun in that? Some might suggest I should've done a background check on her before we agreed to meet (at church) though I was fairly certain in such an environment it was unlikely she would murder me. Plus she's a fellow adoptive parent, which means she's been cleared by the FBI and Homeland Security (as have I). Can't get much safer than that. Unless she goes all single white female on me, but I don't see that happening. However, if I disappear after a particularly mean review of some natural product, you might want to point the authorities in her general direction. I kid. She accepts me and my love for chemicals in my products and food, as I accept her for her organic & natural ways. We don't judge. But we will review products. Be on the lookout for that to start soon. In the meantime I'll be reviewing all sorts of natural products and asking my family members to sniff my armpits and let me know if these products are working, as well as giving natural cleaning products to my Mexican housecleaner, which will surely piss her off. What? She is Mexican! There's nothing wrong with letting Mexicans clean my house. OMG I am kidding. (not about the housecleaner, she really is from Mexico)

Anywho, I'm sure our blog will be politically correct and won't offend anyone, just like this blog. *smile*

With that out of the way, I was way too lazy to do any real research for today's post. The celebrities just weren't doing anything worth making fun of this weekend. And I'm way too shocked by the Season Finale of #TrueBlood to come up with anything on my own. (OMG OMG OMG WTF!)

So I'm totally gonna steal a post from @harto's "My Drunk Kitchen". If you haven't seen these, you need to watch them all. But I'm going to show my very favorite of her episodes, entitled, "Brunch." Enjoy!!

But wait! There's more!! In case you missed it on my personal blog, here's my middle child eating cat food!! #motheroftheyear (you also get to hear my shmexy voice as I interact with him)

I think Seamus should have his own YouTube channel. Instead of cooking drunk, I can get drunk while he eats weird things. Yes?


1 comment:

  1. Yay! This is my second time getting mentioned on this blog!
    Brian and I are also happy that you guys didn't turn out to be murderers.

    I have never seen "My Drunk Kitchen,"but I think we need to be friends with her....

    Do you realize in a couple of years when Seamus is featured on TLC, "My Strange Addiction" this video will show how it all started....I would burn the evidence that you were involed.....;-)
    Seriously, though. That is hilarious. I can't believed he liked it.