Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Jump On A Ginger

Ginger-Tinted Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps! Ladies and Doofenshmirtz, we have a serious issue facing this world today. And rather than rant about it myself, I'm going to just show you this little video...



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And if that's not serious enough, the world's largest sperm bank is no longer accepting sperm from ginger men. OUTRAGEOUS. They say that other than in Ireland (where ginger sperm is literally flying off the shelves) no other clients want little swimmers from gingers. Where is the justice in this world? Who would not love a little tiny redheaded baby? If I were in the market for that sort of product, you could bet your berries I'd choose a ginger donor. I think a bunch of ginger men should go out and dye their hair brown (or wear a wig), go to this sperm bank and donate. "Haha, just slipped some in!" We could create a ginger epidemic! #brilliant




Source: gizmodo via @KJCollard


Speaking of gingers, I just found out one of my favorite gingers, Rupert Grint, had a birthday this past Saturday, the day after mine! That means when he's in the UK, our birthdays overlap! I'm pretty sure that means something. I'm just not sure what. Happy late birthday Rupert!!



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And in honor of Ron-Ron's birthday, I thought I'd share my current favorite picture of him. Look how lovely gingers look in purple. #rawr



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And now, something that has nothing to do with gingers... today's FAIL! I'm not sure this is what they meant when they made the law about "hands free" phone use while driving.



epic fail photos - Hands Free FAIL
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And today's WIN! I think they're trying to warn you of the consequences of not getting your flu shot. I don't know about you, but I'm persuaded.



epic fail photos - Hinting At Something FAIL
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Hey, WTF??!! I'm all about multitasking, but where's the toilet paper?





And that's all the time I have for today. Why don't you find a ginger to jump on, and do your part for the future of our world. Until tomorrow then...


Mr. Rogers weighed exactly 143 pounds every day for 30 years in a row.



Mr. Rogers considered the number “143” to be a very special number. The number stands for “I love you”. According to the man himself: “It takes one letter to say 'I' and four letters to say 'love' and three letters to say 'you.' One hundred and forty-three”. He liked the number so much that he maintained the same weight for the last 30 years of his life.
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5 comments:

  1. Well, Mr. Rogers was always kind of special anyways. This just confirms it.

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  2. I'm sensing a theme today! And WTF about Ginger sperm!? I'm sorry, that is the most rare hair color gene to have. Who doesn't want to be rare and exotic? And didn't this bank see the Back-Up Plan? JLo chose a ginger man's sperm at the sperm bank on purpose!

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  3. Thanks for the shoutout! Schoolhouse Rocky taught me that knowledge is power. Educate yourselves! Don't let the Gingers go extinct!
    By the way, that Rupert pic? Hubba hubba!
    ~~KJC

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  4. I think this is a great opportunity for gingers to cash in on a major discrimination suit. I want to know who DOESN'T love a ginger because I have even dyed my own hair red. (I will not mention my affinity for ginger boys, tho...oh, wait..)

    EPIC Fail today. LMAO!!

    And um, sorry Mr. Rogers, but around here, we call that an eating disorder.

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  5. Christine Marie!! I totally snorted at the Mr. Rogers eating disorder comment.

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