Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Is That A Mink Coat Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Woozy Wednesday to you all, my little gingersnaps! We made it all the way to hump day (watch out for stray dogs today). Let's move on to the news, shall we? (like you have any choice) *raises eyebrow*

In the news, a Minnesota woman pled guilty to shoplifting a mink coat by sticking it inside her panties, between her legs. The store employee called police when they noticed she was acting suspiciously. (maybe because the lady was trying to walk with a mink coat shoved up her HOO HAW.) Finding the coat hanger in her car, yet unable to find the actual coat, the police hauled her off to jail, where she kept it hidden between her legs for THREE DAYS. Seriously? How is that even possible to not notice someone is hiding a MINK COAT BETWEEN THEIR LEGS FOR THREE DAYS? Never mind. I don't want to know.

Source: aolnews

Remember that creepy dude on "Lost" that played the DHARMA leader? Yeah, the 51 year old guy? He just MARRIED a 16 year old girl who is an aspiring Country Singer. DHARMA guy addresses the age difference to the public by saying, "We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial, but we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

Spoken like a true pedophile. What? (he looks totally creepy in that wedding photo)

Source: people

According to Radar Online, the girl's mother fully approves of the relationship and marriage. She says...

Oh I'm sure she was a virgin when she got married. *shakes head no* And she looks real "natural" too. Anyone else creeped out by the fact that the mother is telling the press her underage daughter's breasts are real? I guess that's not a big deal compared to letting your 16 year old daughter marry a FIFTY-ONE year old. SMH

And what did her father (age 47) have to say about this? He says, "Doug (the groom) is one of the nicest guys I ever met. Every father can only pray to have such a man behind their daughter."

Folks, the jokes are just writing themselves.

And now... how babies are made.

Hey, it's now time for... smartphOWNED!

Source: smartphowned

Today's WTF is brought to you by Al Yankovich. Now I love the man and love his parodies, but his face digitally put on a woman's body is just FREAKY.

And that's all the time I have for today. For a little bit of mischief, switch around all the names on the food containers in the employee fridge and wait for chaos to ensue. Until tomorrow, take care of yourselves, and one last thing...

When Gene Kelly filmed the famous dance sequence from Singin' in the Rain, he was actually singin' in the milk!

With the filming technology at the time, it was very difficult to capture small, clear droplets of rain on camera. To get around this, the filmmakers added milk to the mixture, making it more easily visible. Some other interesting facts about Singin' in the Rain:

-About $160,000 was spent on costuming. -Debbie Reynolds' singing ability was somewhat limited. In the scene where Debbie Reynolds' character Kathy is dubbing over the voice of Jean Hagen's character Lina Lamont, Hagen is actually dubbing over Reynolds! -As we stated in a previous fact (, Gene Kelly had a fever of 103 degrees when filming the famous dance sequence.



  1. I KNEW IT!!! That guy has ALWAYS given me the creeps!! From the Green Mile, to CSI (when he tried to kill my Nicky), to the Bone Collector to Lost. And um...that girl is 16? Really? If I had looked like that at 16, I think my target age group would have been 21.

    The whole head on another body thing creeps me out, too. Exhibit A, Gerber Baby Food ads. *shudders*

    You just ruined my favorite movie. I can't believe that wasn't Debbie Reynolds singing! Why did they hire her? She couldn't dance before the movie, either!

  2. Singing in the Rain was always a "home sick" movie for me growing up, good times. And EWWWWWW about the marriage, that's just skeezy beyond belief. I feel badly for that over-sexualized little girl.

  3. I'm going to have to defend that slutty looking 16 year old. It wasn't long ago that I was a prude slutty looking 16 year old. So, it is definitely possible. I totally would have jumped on some rich old balls to not have to work. Oh, did I mention I was a prude slutty-looking gold-digging 16 year old? (we had a photo posted on the rerigerator of Bill Gates with the caption "Jamie's future husband" and my mom was amused by it all) Whew, dodged that bullet....Thank God my mom talked me into dating this "young guy" that ended up being broke and my future husband.
    UGH, or the photo you posted could have been my wedding picture! The horror! I give them 6 months tops before an annulment.