Ohio Deputies learned that first hand when they tried to arrest a woman after a domestic dispute with her husband following a wedding. The agitated woman (who was clearly lactating) exposed her chest and sprayed the deputies with breast milk. That's totally a neat trick. I breastfed my firstborn for 11 months and I never had the ability to spray on demand. *shrugs* Though I can roll my tongue. I wonder if miss milk-sprayer can do that.
Speaking of TMI, Florence Henderson would like us all to know that years ago, while she was married, she had a one night stand with the New York Mayor, John Lindsay, who in turn gave her crabs. After she told him, he sent her flowers and an apology card. I wonder if Hallmark makes the "I'm sorry I gave you crabs" card.
How about some good passive-aggressive notes? This deli was clearly fed up with people coming in to use the restroom without buying food...
From the NON-public restroom inside a deli in Bishop, California:
And for more toilet troubles, apparently there is an epidemic among tanning salons across the world, where the patrons have to pee, and decide to urinate in the waste basket instead of going to the restroom. That's why I don't go to tanning beds. Not really, I don't go because I'm a ginger and I avoid UV rays at all costs.
Exhibit A) From Margo in Indiana:
Exhibit B) From Lisa in Ohio, an ominous threat indeed:
Exhibit C) From Emily in England:
Exhibit D) From Ann in Arkansas:
And Exhibit E) From an anonymous fake-baker in Louisiana:
When you're the Staff General Manager at Legoland, you should expect stunts like this. Let's hope this manager doesn't take this as a sign his staff has too much time on their hands, and assign them extra duties.
Hey, WTF??!! I can't think of a better sign to keep away the atheists. However it might encourage more baptists to park in their lot.
And that's all the time I have for today. What awesome skill can you do? Can you spray breastmilk at arresting cops? Do the splits? Say the alphabet backwards in less than 5 seconds? Leave a comment and let me know. And until tomorrow, here's something I think we all need to know...
The fact that Al is a smart guy comes as no surprise - he has a way with words rarely seen before in the world of parody. What makes this feat even more impressive is that Yankovic was actually two years younger than most of his classmates. This is because Al entered kindergarten a year early and later skipped second grade (‘weird’...i know.)! Despite the fact that the majority of his peers were two years his senior, Al managed straight A’s throughout high school, partially because he had no interest in sports or social events.