Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Forget Green, Go Brown.

Tankard Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps!! How is the week treating you? Yeah, same here.

Tired of being told to go green? Well you can now go green by going brown. The Elephant Poo Poo Paper Co. makes paper goods and stationary out of recycled elephant poo. You can read the article if you want to know the process and the company swears it's all sanitary. Now I know what to buy my green freak conscious brother for his birthday! That won't quite make up for the time he mailed a box of 150 live mealworms to my door for my son's Christmas present, but better than nothing. It was a hot day and I assumed the poor things were probably a little overheated, so I stuck them in the freezer to cool off. For a few days. #truestory

Source: aolnews

Mariah, Mariah, Mariah... please stop sending us pictures of your naked, painted belly. There's sexy pregnant bellies and there's HUGE PREGNANT BELLIES that scare the living crap out of us. Mariah, you fall in the second category. So please stop. Sincerely, me.

Source: justjared

Just because this woman can't afford to ride a motorized scooter like Hugh Hefner doesn't mean she can't find another way to get around. This woman deserves some sort of redneck award for this.

Source: dlisted

Eddie Cibrian and Leann Rimes got married a couple of days ago, blah, blah, blah... I don't really care about these cheatin' bozos. They're like the 2011 version of Tori Spelling and Dean whats-his-face.

Anywho... I'm scrolling through the interwebs and this picture came up. To my horror, my 5 year old daughter came up behind me and said, "That's a nice picture. You should get a dress like that Mama." O_o I don't even know that my left boob would fit in that dress.

Source: justjared

And now it's time for... You've been smartphOWNED!!!

Source: smartphowned

I love that the world is full of people who do things like this.

epic win photos - CLASSIC: Short Staff WIN
see more Hacked IRL - Truth in Sarcasm

Hey, WTF??!! Okay, this is pretty funny, but I'd say the blame totally lies with the victim here. Here's why...

#1: if you're that heavy of a sleeper, you deserve to have condiments squirted on your face and a carrot shoved up your nose.

#2: this lady is probably the one who raised the persons responsible for this. She either raised them to be pranksters or forced them to eat veggies so much they finally rebelled. Either way, again, it's her fault. But still very, very funny.

Source: eatliver

And that's all the time I have for today. Today's assignment: gooey. Do that and report back to me. And if that's too hard, you can work the word "corybantic" into a sentence. Until tomorrow, here's a little history for you...

Xerox’s first successful copier burst into flame so often that it came with its own fire extinguisher!

In 1959, just a year after the company changed its name from Haloid to Haloid Xerox, they released the machine that put them on the map. As the first automatic plain paper photocopier, the Xerox 914 quickly made the company not just a household name, but synonymous with photocopying itself! It was named as such because it could make copies at sizes of up to 9 inches by 14 inches. The device was quite innovative for its time, able to make up to 100,000 copies per month, but there was one small problem - it tended to overheat and burst into flames! Therefore, the manufacturer included a “scorch eliminator” with the machine...which was actually a tiny fire extinguisher.

-OMG Facts


1 comment:

  1. My family would be the ones to do that with veggies and condiments..lol And post the pictures on the internet..lol