Multiple Personality Monday to you all, my little gingersnaps! How were your weekends? I want to thank those of you who have already been so generous to donate to Mr. Ginger's Charity:Water campaign! I'm hoping for blue hair!!! Though his mother informed us she won't be donating for the sole purpose of trying to keep him from getting blue hair. Boo. (and I'm not allowed to donate for the sole purpose of getting him blue hair) Double Boo.
Guess what tomorrow is? It's my one year blogoversary! And we're going to celebrate with a big giveaway! I'm going to give away some of my favorite books, so don't forget to tune in tomorrow! But enough of that for now...
With the lack of real news articles (that are funny), we had to go the manufactured news route via The Onion.
I sure hope you can read the article (even though the print is really really small) I can't even really sum up the article and give it any kind of justice. But it's journalism brilliance. And my same sick sense of humor. *whispers* if you can't read the tiny print, just click the link at the bottom to take you to the original article.
Well thank goodness someone finally came up with a World Rack Map which compares the bra cup sizes of women around the world, by averages. Russia, I had no idea you were averaging more than a D cup. Yay for Americans averaging D cups. (I think I'm helping bump up the average there) Poor China though.
For the a bigger version of the World Rack Map, CLICK HERE.
For those desperate Chinese girls wishing to have bigger racks, there's the Chinese Cleavage Clamp. And at first glance, you'd think it's some sort of adjustable
torture device corset, but oh no! It's so much more than that. You see, it actually squeezes the fat from your belly, making it move up through your system where the fat re-deposits itself in your boobs. Or at least that's as best as I can understand it since I don't speak Mandarin. Maybe you'll have better luck. Can't beat those sound effects though!
And now it's time for... PARENTS SHOULDN'T TEXT!!!
Hey, WTF??!! Hey, lady... your tail lights are showing.
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And that's all the time I have for today. Don't forget to come by tomorrow to see the blogoversary and enter my giveaway. Who's bringing the punch and spiked brownies? While you guys decide what you will bring, here's something you should find useful...
Coca-Cola can be used to help neutralize the pain from a jellyfish sting.
Coke has a variety of strange uses! We’ve mentioned before that it can be used to remove minor rust deposits and stains, but it can even remove blood and deodorize your laundry in the process! The classic cola can also get rid of the charred black deposits on your pots and pans. Another purported utilization is for removing skunk smell!
Here's a whole list of weird alternate uses for Coca-Cola. Besides being a beverage, there are 51 ways to use Coke.
Sadly, use as a spermicide or contraceptive is not one of them.
However, the coolest function, hands down, has got to be mixing Diet Coke with Mentos for a homemade explosion. Do not try this at home!