Frankly Fickle Friday to you all, my little gingersnaps! Did you have a nice St. Patrick's Day? I did. First thing I did in the morning was pinch all three of my kids for not wearing green. (they were still in their jammies) It was great incentive for them to get dressed quickly. I'm thinking of incorporating that into every morning. #motheroftheyear Also I didn't get to drink any green beer, though I managed to ask at lunch (at California Pizza Kitchen) if they had any green wine, but they just looked at me funny.
In the news, there is a Star Wars School in Chile! They teach children Martial Arts (is that a part of Star Wars???) and how to fight each other with light sabers. I don't know about you, but I think I'm moving to Chile. Screw homeschooling, my kids need to be in this school!
In celebrity news, Steve Martin was caught shoplifting. He thought he could get away with it, but Dave Letterman got a hold of the footage.
Did you grow up in the countryside? Missing the cow fart smell? Well fear not, for Cow Fart- smelling cans have gone on sale in Germany, selling for 5 pounds/tin. You know Mr. Ginger grew up on a 600 acre cattle farm in nowheresville, Louisiana. But for some strange reason he wasn't interested in purchasing (or smelling) one of these cans. He must be the exception.
To make up for that last item, I'll counteract it with some cuteness. Don't you dare tell me these aren't the cutest kitties ever on the planet!
And now it's time for... PARENTS SHOULDN'T TEXT!!!
Hey, WTF??!! Is this Jeggings meets Jorts?
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And that's all the time I have for today. I'll be back here, bright and early on Monday. Until then, keep on keeping on. Oh, and try to work "quaff" into a sentence. Until Monday then... be well. *bows kung fu style*