Frankly Friday to you all, my little gingersnaps. The weekend is upon us once again! Any special plans for the weekend? Come on... you can tell me. Okay you can think about it while I do the news.
In the news, a British border agent wanted to rid himself of his wife, so he put her on the terrorist watch list. This went unnoticed until the agent applied for a promotion, and the background check showed his wife was on the terrorist watch list. Now instead of a promotion, he has been fired for gross misconduct. Perhaps he should've considered divorce an option instead. Just a thought.
Chinese artist Liu Bolin likes to hide in plain site by painting himself as a human chameleon. Can you spot him in the picture? More importantly, how long did it take him to wash all that paint off?
In the ultimate act of humility, James Franco is going to teach a course at Columbia College Hollywood on the subject of... James Franco. He will use footage of films he has directed and student editors will seek to create a cinematic image of James Franco through the footage. Sounds to me like a B.S. degree in James Franco. O_o
Hugh Jackman is currently bulking up to play Wolverine again, and this time he's consuming 6000 calories/day. He's up from 190 to 210 pounds and hoping to pack on even more muscle.
I'm on the Wolverine diet too, just for sympathetic reasons. You know, to be supportive of him.
And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!!
Ummm.... umm.... I got nothing. But I think I should start a collection for that poor baby's future therapy bills. Or for mine after seeing that picture.
And that's all the time I have for today. Have yourself a razzle dazzle weekend and I'll be back bright and early Monday morning. Until then... find a way to work the term "apostate" into a sentence. Report back. Until then, here's a little heads up to my UK readers...