Tankard Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps!! Yes yes, the little story from yesterday about my evil SIL (unfriending me on Facebook) is true. No worries. The animosity is now mutual. Thank goodness my mother confronted her about unfriending me so that it won't be at all awkward at the next family get-together. *shakes head no*
In the news, a new iPhone and iPad app is angering activists. Due for release in March, the object of this game is to smuggle immigrants across the border in the back of a truck. More points are awarded to the more immigrants you can keep from falling out of the truck. My sick and often inappropriate sense of humor thinks this is funny. They look like Mexican South Park immigrants, am I wrong?
Speaking of Mexican, Katy Perry was in Mexico recently promoting her new perfume "Purr". And I love purple, but her dress seems to be gravity-defying. I'm fairly certain that the flimsy flesh-colored fabric in the front wouldn't be able to contain me. Seriously... how is that dress staying up? Staple gun?
This article about Hugh Hefner is filled with all sorts of icky thoughts. Yet again he's blaming his first wife (who cheated on him) as the reason he became a playboy. But the funniest part is where he says he thinks his current fiancee is "the one" he thinks he will spend the rest of his life with. Does he realize he's 84? He probably doesn't need to be married for long to accomplish that.
Those crazy Aussies, and their commercials that would never see the light of day on American TV, are at it again...
And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!!
Is he going to shoot us? Or sick his Hitler cat on us? His cat totally qualifies for being featured on catsthatlooklikehitler.com
And that's all the time I have for today. I'll meet you back here tomorrow, but until then, find a way to work "philomath" into a sentence. Oh, and one more thing...