Waskally Wednesday to you all, my gingersnaps! Happy Hump Day and all that business. Now on to the news...
Harlequin Enterprises (the ones that put out the romance novels) has applied for a patent on the romantic kiss. The application provides a description of the "invention" and six diagrams demonstrating what they call the "Essential Romantic Kiss" or "The Kiss". Though they claim they'd never start charging people for using their "invention" (WTF?), to play it safe, you better get your smoochies in before their patent gets approved.
In communicable diseases news, there has been an outbreak at the Playboy Mansion, specifically in their Grotto. The Health Department is investigating a respiratory epidemic following a party at the mansion earlier this month. Hmmm... this is the first time I've heard STDs being called respiratory. Oh did I just say that out loud? O_o Perhaps the party goers were just trying to get their smoochies in, while kisses are still free.
Hey, it's 62 year old Ivana Trump posing for the poprocksies in a bikini on St. Barts. Ok, so she's a little wrinkly... but I hope I look that good for 62, and more importantly, feel that good about my body at age 62. Good for you, Ivana.
And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!
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Is she that shocked someone is taking a picture of her, or that she got her jeans buttoned?
And that's all the time I have for today. Try working the word "risible" into a sentence today, because there's nothing better than making yourself appear smarter than everyone else. And on that note...