Wednesday, February 16, 2011


Waskally Wednesday to you all, my gingersnaps! Happy Hump Day and all that business. Now on to the news...

Harlequin Enterprises (the ones that put out the romance novels) has applied for a patent on the romantic kiss. The application provides a description of the "invention" and six diagrams demonstrating what they call the "Essential Romantic Kiss" or "The Kiss". Though they claim they'd never start charging people for using their "invention" (WTF?), to play it safe, you better get your smoochies in before their patent gets approved.

Source: aolnews

In communicable diseases news, there has been an outbreak at the Playboy Mansion, specifically in their Grotto. The Health Department is investigating a respiratory epidemic following a party at the mansion earlier this month. Hmmm... this is the first time I've heard STDs being called respiratory. Oh did I just say that out loud? O_o Perhaps the party goers were just trying to get their smoochies in, while kisses are still free.

Source: TMZ

Hey, it's 62 year old Ivana Trump posing for the poprocksies in a bikini on St. Barts. Ok, so she's a little wrinkly... but I hope I look that good for 62, and more importantly, feel that good about my body at age 62. Good for you, Ivana.

Source: hollywoodrag

And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!

Source: damnyouautocorrect

Hey, WTF??!!

fashion fail - Right Before That Button Killed The Cameraman
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Is she that shocked someone is taking a picture of her, or that she got her jeans buttoned?

And that's all the time I have for today. Try working the word "risible" into a sentence today, because there's nothing better than making yourself appear smarter than everyone else. And on that note...

-OMG Facts



  1. OMG I love that Autocorrect!!! Totally snorted!!

    WTF pic...WHOA. Do you think she left the house like that?

    That OMG Fact is so true. It's always the biggest morons that think they know everything. I'm a near genius and guess what? The amount of knowledge I have is just a drop in the, bathtub..of the knowledge this world has to offer. (Hmmm..that was more of a hot button issue than I thought...*backs away slowly*)

  2. When I saw the WTF picture, the first thought to pop in my head was, "damn, how did she get her jeans buttoned?" Lol
    And Im with you, I hope I feel and look that good at 62.

  3. Whoa ChristineMarie, tell me what you really think about people who think they're smart when they're morons. ;)

    Lisa, I wonder what happened right after that WTF pic was taken. I think we all want to know how long the jeans button hung in there before it zipped around the room like a ricochet bullet and killed someone.