Feathered Friday, my little gingersnaps! Friday is finally upon us. Still sick. But I'm trying to take it easy, and by easy I mean cuddling up with a good book and some naked kitties. Now, let's get to the news...
A London Ice cream parlor has released a new flavor of ice cream made from human breast milk. The new flavor, called "Baby Gaga", is 75% breast milk and 25% cream, with some vanilla and lemon zest added in. The flavor of the ice cream will depend on the source of the breast milk at any given time, how long she has been lactating and what diet she is consuming. Hmm.... Would you try it? I think I'll pass and go for the cookies and cream.
In slightly creepier news, Madonna is 8 years older than the mother of her current boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you say men are allowed to do that, so why not women? I say it's creepy either way. My own dad's 68. I would never date a man that's 8 years older than my dad. #ewww I'd never date a man that's 8 years younger my dad. Not in a box, not with a fox. Not on a train, not in the rain. Not to mention, I'm fairly certain Mr. G would not approve.
It was a day of strange Charlie Sheen rants to TMZ about the creator of CBS's "Two and a Half Men" when CBS decided to pull the plug on the show for the remainder of the season. Charlie continued his rants, about hating the creator, that he defeated him with his words, even though he would've like to defeat him with his fire breathing fists if he had the creator inside his octagon. (WTF?) He also mentioned that he owns the creator, calls the executives' wives and children "ugly" and claims the fans of the show as "my people".
This, boys and girls, is a lesson about what happens to a man's ego when he is repeatedly paid the highest salary in television history. Perhaps Mr. Sheen should hop a jet to London, eat some Baby Gaga ice cream, watch some Bob Ross painting shows and calm the eff down.
And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!
I think we should have a new feature called, "Twitter Poetry by Kanye West"
Hey, WTF??!! I wonder if that baby is having Baby Gaga flavored ice cream. And I'm also wondering if that dad has noticed anything unusual yet.
And that's all the time I have for today. I would advise you to be on the lookout for any fire breathing fists and octagons, and otherwise have a lovely weekend. I'll see you on the other side. Until then, let this be a lesson to all of you who plan to have kids...
Gamal Ibrahim chose this name for his child in honor of the social network’s role in the recent Egyptian revolution that toppled the Honi Mubarak regime. The revolt against longtime president Hosni Mubarak began on January 25th and was largely fueled by young people organizing themselves on Facebook and other social websites. "Facebook Ibrahim" does have a nice ring to it. At least it's not "MySpace Ibrahim". Mark Zuckerberg should be honored.
So far, there have been no reports of anybody naming their children OMG Facts...