Manic Monday to you all, my little gingersnaps! Did you watch the Academy Awards? Yeah me neither. So... how about a day of non-Oscar news?
In New Zealand, they are now selling "healthy energy boosters" that are made from the semen of stallions. They are $10/shot and will come in flavors such as cherry, licorice or banoffee pie (WTF?) flavors. They say, "Think of it as a milkshake. It's all safe. We're doing it the way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use."
I had plenty of wise comments on this, all of which were shot down by Mr. G as being "inappropriate". So I will say nothing.
In other news, it seems the Hunger Games people are also seeking Alex Pettyfer to play the lead male role "Peeta". And we already know the Mortal Instruments people want him to play "Jace". I don't really see what the conflict is all about. Why don't we take all the literary boyfriends in our head and have Alex Pettyfer play them all? Jace, Peeta, Prince Ash, Patch, Ethan, Roiben, heck let's have them re-shoot twilight and have him play Edward. He can just be our universal literary boyfriend!
Please tell me this is not true... no no no no no. I'm all for the Old Spice Guy going ginger, but this is not the way!!!
Speaking of unnatural... There's nothing iNatural about these boobs. But "Busty Heart" sure has a unique talent.
We've done "Damn You Autocorrect". But they have a sister sight called "Parents Shouldn't Text" that's equally hilarious. Check it out...
Not exactly my top choice of fragrances when I consider putting on perfume in the morning.
And that's all the time I have for today. Have a fantastic start to your week, and if you feel things start to not go your way, try using "rubicund" in a sentence, which will be sure to chance your day around. Until tomorrow, here's something you should know...
Weird story, but it's been fact-checked by Snopes and and it's totally true!
Chaplin died on Christmas Day in 1977 at the ripe old age of 88. This did not mean that he would ‘rest in peace’ right away, unfortunately. Nine weeks after his burial, a pair of Eastern European men dug up his coffin and hid it in a hole about 10 miles away. The men proceeded to call Chaplin’s family with ransom demands as high as $600,000! Chaplin’s wife refused to give in to their demands, but continued to bargain with them so the police could trace their call. The caller, a Polish mechanic, was eventually caught at a pay phone and the police recovered Charlie’s body soon after. The two criminals were charged with seven and a half years in prison for extortion and “disturbing the peace of the dead.”