Mental Monday to you all, my gingersnaps, I mean Trembling Tuesday to you. I know, I know. I'm late. Late is better than not at all, right? RIGHT??? It's just one of those weeks. You know the ones I'm talking about.
In the news, a NY mail carrier has been charged with grand larceny after stealing more than 7,000 JC Penney coupons he was supposed to deliver to people's mailboxes. He should've just asked though. Surely most of those people weren't using them. Hey NY mailman, you could've had my JC Penney coupons just for asking. Fo shizzle.
The Food Network has done it again. Apparently they weren't content with only providing the mentally challenged with such recipes as "Microwaved Bacon" but now they are giving you "Dark Chocolate As A Snack".
And just like with the "Microwave Bacon" recipe, the best part was the comments. Here is a snippet of my favorites...
In movie news, rumors are abounding that Alex Pettyfer has said "No" to the Mortal Instruments Trilogy. But take heart MI/AP fans... if you read between the lines (and I have), this is not an official statement of any kind, but is rather all based on "insider info". Once any official decision has been made, Cassandra Clare (who wrote The Mortal Instruments) will be notified, and she will in turn notify her fans. So far, according to her, there is still no official word.
But even if he doesn't end up as Jace in The Mortal Instruments, I'm still a fan. If you missed it, here he was on Friday's Ellen, which was his first Talk Show experience ever.
Buying his son a $300,000 car for his 16th birthday wasn't enough apparently, because P. Diddy decided to reward his son for making the honor roll, by buy his (now 17 year old) son a custom limousine, valued at just under $400,000. What, he couldn't just take his son out for a celebratory dinner or something? And more importantly, how does he feel about adopting a 36 year old mother of 3?
And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!!
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Am I the only one surprised to see this theme at a heterosexual wedding? I wonder if they served skittles at the reception. Did the bridesmaids get to pick which part of Roy G. Biv they got to wear?
And that's all the time I have for today. I will be back tomorrow. I think I can, I think I can... I know I can... while I'm hitching a ride on the little engine that could, here's some food for thought...