Thursday, February 24, 2011

Big Thighs Are For Big Tattoos

Thinktank Thursday, my little gingernsnaps. I thought about calling in sick today (since I'm sick) but I decided I didn't want to let down all three of my faithful readers.

Who needs real news anyway when you have The Onion? Go ahead and read it for yourself. I can't paraphrase it in any way that will do it justice.

Source: theonion

In real news (unfortunately) Tonya Harding has just given birth to a son. No word yet on her views of corporal punishment. Let's just hope it doesn't include a bat to the knee.

Source: people

In other real (also unfortunately) news, Susan Sarandon had a custom bracelet made from opals, rubies, gold, and the baby teeth of all of her children. Anyone else think that's as creepy as I do? Uh, Mr. Ginger, if you're reading this, I think I'd just rather have a mother's ring with our 3 kids' birthstones. No baby teeth required. *runs to throw out any and all baby teeth I have saved*

Source: popeater

And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!

Source: damnyouautocorrect

Hey, WTF??!!

Source: imnotrightinthehead

First thought... whoa, that's a horrible tattoo! Second thought... Why is Edward giving Jacob bedroom eyes? Third thought... holy cow, that's a large, uh, canvas for that tattoo. What a creative way to hide the vericose veins. I didn't realize Edward had dimples. Hmmm....

And that's all the time I have for today. I have a date with some Advil Cold and Sinus, a book and 2 naked cats. So have a great day, and try to work "bailiwick" into a sentence. Until tomorrow, rest easy knowing this never came to pass...

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was Tim Burton’s second choice for the role of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

-OMG Facts



  1. A "tank of gays"?!!? Where can I get one of those? And what do I feed them? Do I just turn on the strobe light and sprinkle ecstasy pills in the tank? O_o

    (Don't send hate mail...I love my gays and all the raunchy clubs I've been to with them)

    That tattoo on that leg makes me want to gauge my eyes out with a spoon. *gag*

    I'm STILL laughing at Picksee's "hoobity mcboobities" comment....

  2. That tattoo is all kinds of wrong! It makes look Jacob look elderly and Edward looks as if he has had an extreme eye lift. Surprisingly, Bella looks pretty good. If I ever tell you that I want any sort of pop-culture tattoo, please be a good friend and show me this to knock some sense back into me. kthxbai

    Hope you and your Oldest feel better soon. *hugs*

  3. I too want a tank full of gays. Lol
    The teeth bracelet is just flipping creepy. Its never ok to make jewelry out of people parts, never! Lol
    Oh what big thighs you with such...interesting artwork on it. *needs eye bleach*
    Hope you feel better!

  4. "eww" to the baby teeth bracelet. That's just wrong. I've decided I'm so over all this tooth fairy crap, Susan can have my kids' teeth if she wants them.

  5. You guys crack me up every day!

    I just had a thought on the supersized thigh tattoo. I wonder how many brooms her hoobity mcboobities could hold. I think she could beat the other woman's record of "one".

    Thank you Carolyn... not feeling better yet, but we're cuddling with the new kitties (one for each of us) and trying to rest up.