Thinktank Thursday, my little gingernsnaps. I thought about calling in sick today (since I'm sick) but I decided I didn't want to let down all three of my faithful readers.
Who needs real news anyway when you have The Onion? Go ahead and read it for yourself. I can't paraphrase it in any way that will do it justice.
In real news (unfortunately) Tonya Harding has just given birth to a son. No word yet on her views of corporal punishment. Let's just hope it doesn't include a bat to the knee.
In other real (also unfortunately) news, Susan Sarandon had a custom bracelet made from opals, rubies, gold, and the baby teeth of all of her children. Anyone else think that's as creepy as I do? Uh, Mr. Ginger, if you're reading this, I think I'd just rather have a mother's ring with our 3 kids' birthstones. No baby teeth required. *runs to throw out any and all baby teeth I have saved*
And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!
First thought... whoa, that's a horrible tattoo! Second thought... Why is Edward giving Jacob bedroom eyes? Third thought... holy cow, that's a large, uh, canvas for that tattoo. What a creative way to hide the vericose veins. I didn't realize Edward had dimples. Hmmm....
And that's all the time I have for today. I have a date with some Advil Cold and Sinus, a book and 2 naked cats. So have a great day, and try to work "bailiwick" into a sentence. Until tomorrow, rest easy knowing this never came to pass...
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was Tim Burton’s second choice for the role of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.