Fallopian Friday to you all, my little gingersnaps. Uh oh, I think I just scared away all my male readers. (sorry, men) I have a new winner to announce for the "I Am Number Four" giveaway since the previous winner never claimed their prize.
The new winner....
Gina!!! Which is kind of funny b/c the first thing I ever won on a blog giveaway (years ago) was a Starbucks gift card from this very same Gina! Congrats Gina!!!
Now on to the news...Citizens with their medical marijuana licenses might soon be able to get their stash in carbonated form. A California entrepreneur has plans to market a line of pot soda drinks that he plans to supply to Medical marijuana dispensaries.
You can look for the "high" version of Coke (Canna Cola), Dr. Pepper (Doc Weed), Sprite (Sour Diesel), Grape Soda (Grape Ape) and Orange Soda (Orange Kush).
California voters... you lost your chance to give all California residents access to these new soft drinks. Who's sorry now?
Charlie Sheen was rushed to the Emergency Room Wednesday morning after reportedly going on a 36 hour alcohol and cocaine bender with 5 porn stars. The actor was complaining of severe abdominal pains and 911 was called. But guess what? He didn't overdose! It was just a silly hernia that he's had for years that was acting up again. Silly hernia! He seriously needs to give his PR guy a pay raise.
You guys remember the elephant hee haw Brandy got tattooed on her arm? Well I guess she was having second thoughts because she had her tattoo artist
circumcise alter the elephant. MUCH better, Brandy. Much better.
Reason #537 why cats are awesome.
And now it's time for.... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!!
Suddenly I'm very thankful my mom doesn't have an iPhone.
This lady has a giant bunny and a pool. I have a giant bunny and a pool. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? *nods eagerly* I wonder how my Anya would enjoy a refreshing ride around our pool. I'll get back to you on that.
And that's all the time I have for today. Have a razzle dazzle weekend, and don't do anything I would do. Your weekend assignment: sticky. Report back. Until then, here's something to leave you with...