Friday, December 3, 2010

Sweet Ginger

Fabled Friday my fabulous gingersnaps! We made it to the end of the week! Give yourselves a pat on the back. Any exciting plans this weekend? Traveling up to New York to try some maraschino cherry run-off red honey? I would be on the next plane over if it wasn't cold there. I've actually never been to New York but I hear reports and see things in the paper and such. And those reports say that it snows there and it's cold and therefore the maraschino cherry run-off red honey will have to wait.


The weather in Bad Gastein, Austria is 21 degrees today, with some light snow. I've had Bad Gastein before, but that was after I ate one of those Tommy's chili cheeseburgers.




Whew! Not a good time to be around the Ginger! You better hope you don't have any bad gastein while you're on the 405 this morning because traffic is bumper to bumper. Or let's just hope you're not choosing today to carpool if you do.


In Oklahoma, two women were found trying to shoplift $2600 worth of merchandise by hiding the goods in their fat folds and under their boobs. Together, the women were trying to steal 4 pairs of boots, three pairs of boobs, a wallet and gloves. Seriously, how big were these women's knockers that they could stick four pairs of boots under them? O_o And even if they were successful, I hope they were intending to wear these items themselves and not give them away as Xmas presents, cause ewwwwwwwwwwww. "Thank you Aunt Shmeco for these awesome gloves for Xmas! Wait, what is that smell?" And I'm sorry, but Schmeco's parents are to blame for her troubles. I don't for a minute believe that Schmeco would be living a life of crime if only her parents had named her Karen.


Source: nydailynews via graceling


Well, if you were wondering if the whole... Rachel McAdams/Michael Sheen paring was just a rumor, now you've got your answer. Here is the pair at LAX, getting some PDA in before the TSA pat down. Or maybe it was after the TSA pat down ifyouknowwhatimean.


Source: DListed


Not that I don't believe she's still soulmates with Ryan Gosling (sorry Ashleigh) but Michael Sheen is quite the hottie. Anyone who has seen him as Lucian in the Underworld series can attest to that. If you've only ever seen him as Aro, go rent "Underworld" #1 and #3 (the prequel) and then get back to me. You will see I'm right.



In Ginger news, Rupert Grint, AKA Ron-Ron Weasley gave an interview for the UK's "Sunday Times" and talked about his kissing scene with Emma Watson, AKA Hermione Granger. Of course this scene must be in Harry Potter #7 and 3/4 because it wasn't in the first half. He says of the kiss: "The kiss happened quite naturally. It was quite a tricky kiss, a bit strange, but quite sweet really. It was just one shot but we had about six takes. It was all right, yeah. Easy after the first take."


Oh I don't know about you, but I am ready to see some sweet ginger love going on in HP & and 3/4!


Source: justjaredjr


In celebrity news, Sarah Jessica Parker talks about getting older. She says, "I don't know what I can do about the aging. Yes I am aging, Oh my God, I'm aging all the time. It's like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I do, look like a lunatic?"


Source: People


And by "lunatic" I think she meant "Madonna".




And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!!


Source: damnyouautocorrect


Hey, WTF??!!


Source: awkwardfamilyphotos


You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy. Excuse me one sec while I hock a loogie over your shoulder and then I'll be ready for our next family portrait.


And that's all the time I have for today. Have a better than average weekend and then come back and tell me all about it. I have one assignment for you... YELLOW. That's right. YELLOW. Do the assignment and get back to me. Shouldn't be too hard. Until next time, I leave you with this...


-OMG Facts


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8 comments:

  1. That boob thing cracked me up and reminded me of this girl I was friend in highschool who used to love to shoplift. I think it was a compulsion went uncheck, but I was too happy to have a friend to be bothered by it. I guess it never occurred to me that someone shoplifting coldcuts from a supermarket is not quite normal. We came out of the store once, and she pulled out like a whole ham out of her sweater. What?

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  2. I'm quite buxom and I've never thought of stuffing something under there...but, I guess I'm not thinking outside of the box...or under the boob.

    I'll say it again, I LOVE Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen together...so cute. Even though he kind of looks like a hobo in that picture. Don't care-I heart him.

    The best part of the awkward family photo is that the photographer was like, yeah, I'm just going to keep shooting. and why is she covering her ear-did she hear the "hhhaaaackkkkkkkkkkkk" that came prior to the launch?

    No major plans this weekend-might go see the play Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris.

    I hope you have a Santastic Weekend!

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  3. Is it just me or is Madonna starting to look like those puppets on Mr. Rogers?

    Maybe she should be banned so she doesn't scare the children.

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  4. Happy Friday!!!!!!

    Okay, I love Rachel McAdams but I don't understand for all that is holy how you can -not- be with Ryan Gosling??!!??!!?? Sure, the new guy is cute but come on.....Ryan is the hottest guy EVAH!!! *screaming like a lunatic...not like a Madonna lunatic like a real crazy person*

    DamnAutoCorrect website is my hero.

    <3 you girl.

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  5. Catalina, OMG soooo hilarious!!!

    ChristineMarie, YES!! Madonna is starting to look like Lady Aberlin!!! http://bit.ly/fjQ16l

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  6. So picturing Lady Aberlin made me think of the puppet Madame:
    http://www.advocate.com/Arts_and_Entertainment/Comedy/The_Divine_Miss_M_/

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  7. Picksee, OMG, I made this pic today before you posted this comment! LMAO!

    http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w356/journeytofamily/Gingersnaps/madonnapuppet.png

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