Weathered Wednesday to you all, my gingersnaps. Hoping your second half goes as well as your first half, which is entirely different from your other half.
The weather in Beaverton, Oregon is a rainy 47 degrees today. It's either the city of the 1-ton beaver, or the city of a ton of beavers. Speaking of a ton of beavers, traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper this morning.
In related news, a California spa now features a steam bath for your vajayjay. You squat over a wooden bench with a hole in the middle of it. while steam from a mixture of herbs flows up and soothes the wild beaver. I mean, vajayjay. Apparently this practice has been done for 600 years in Korea and is still regularly practiced by Korean women. So.... you non-Korean women... would you get this done? Uh... I think I'll skip that and go for the relaxation massage.
In celebrity news, 50 Cent went around a neighborhood offering to shovel people's driveways for $100/pop. He charges more if you want to take pictures. Not sure if 50 Cent was bored, needed more than 50 Cents or just really likes snow.
Ryan Gosling isn't happy that two of his movies are coming out at the same time. In fact, he feels sick about it. He tries not to act too much because he gets sick of himself and assumes we do too. Uh Ryan, honey? Relax. You let us worry about that. You just keep doing what you're doing.
And now it's time for.... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!
Hey, WTF??!! Anyone who speaks French care to translate this video? O_o
And that's all the time I have for today. Make sure all your poo lands on the bullseye and watch out for 120 foot tapeworms.