Thursday, December 2, 2010

Red Dye Number Four

Therapeutic Thursday to you all, my gingersnaps. I feel we're on a roll with getting some lovely lurkers de-lurking. Can we keep it up? I should offer prizes for de-lurking. Man that's sad. I just offered to bribe people to leave comments. I wonder if its working. Cause if it is, it's totally worth it. I mean, that's crazy. *avoids eye contact with the lurkers*

The weather in Two Eggs, Florida is a sunny 57 degrees today. I wonder if it would be any warmer if they had three eggs. Pack yourself some sustenance, such as two eggs, for your long morning commute today, as traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper. I would advise you hard boil them first. Unless you like Salmonella. #SalmonellaIsNotYourFriend

In the news, bright red bees were spotted in NYC, and they even made red honey the color of cough syrup. Turns out, the bees were drinking the runoff from a Maraschino Cherry Factory. Ok, three things... First: I want to drink the runoff from a Maraschino Cherry Factory. Second: I want to drink that red bee honey. Third: You know what this means! Let's get those bees over to the Welch's Grape Juice factory and turn those puppies purple! I mean bees. Let's turn those bees purple. #PurpleHoney

Source: apnews

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG They released a new poster for the "I Am Number Four" movie that is coming out February 18, 2011.

Source: JustJared

Are you guys as excited as I am??? What? You say you haven't read the book yet? But didn't I already tell you guys to read the book? What's it gonna take? Do I have to give a book review on this book? Seriously? Cause I will if you ask me to. Do I have to do a giveaway for an autographed copy of the book? (autographed by me, of course) WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU GUYS AS EXCITED AS I AM ABOUT THIS MOVIE??? Do I need to keep posting pictures of Alex Pettyfer? Cause I will.

You guys know he's British, right? *whispers* That means he talks with a British accent. *thud*

Ok, moving on to other celebrity news... Reese Witherspoon just got her star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Isn't she just the sweetest thing, posing with her two beautiful kids? Ryan, I hope you're looking at these pictures and sobbing in a corner somewhere for cheating on Reese and breaking up your beautiful little family. I really like Reese. Almost enough to forgive her for breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal. I said almost.

Source: Popsugar

Speaking of Jake, he seems to have moved on with a girl (Taylor Swift) who seems sweet, but I haven't yet forgiven her for breaking the heart of Taylor Lautner. But if you have to move on to someone else, Jake isn't a bad choice. In fact, I think he's a very, very good choice. A harrier choice, but a good choice nonetheless. Jake and Taylor (not Lautner), I wish you guys the best, and I hope you get married and have lots of little furry babies and populate the earth with Gyllenhaals.

Source: JustJared

And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!

Source: damnyouautocorrect

Hey, WTF???!

Source: pictureisunrelated

I thought Santa was supposed to give you COAL in your stocking if you were bad. O_o

And that's all the time I have for today. Don't forget to put yourself first, because after all... you are number one. (as opposed to Alex Pettyfer who is number four) Oh, and one last thing...

-OMG Facts



  1. Wow, I'm totally down for some red honey!! Or purple. ; ) I heart Reese Witherspoon. She's freakin' awesome!! And I'm still pissed off at Ryan for being such a tool.

    Jake and Taylor? I dunno. somehow. I like them both individually...But best of luck to them, I guess! *cough* makes a joke about the shelf life of Hollywood romances *cough* ; )

    I confess, I haven't read "I Am Number 4" yet, but it's on my list!! My very, very long reading list.

    And that autocorrect is hilarious/messed up. One letter of and BLAM!! haha.

  2. I mean OFF. One letter off. Hm...that's ironic.

  3. Does the red honey have cherry undertones? Because that would be grossly awesome.

    I feel like the Jake & Taylor business is ruse, I don't know why-but I don't believe it's even remotely real.

    I love Reese, she's just fabulous-and how cute are her kiddos?! I love her son's little suit!

    Damn You Autocorrect kills me! So funny!

  4. I so severely needed the laughs today and how awesome is that new poster???? And you can keep posting picture of Alex Pettyfer. That is always a win. I'm still crossing my fingers and saying my prayers that he'll play Jace.

    I adore Reese. I can't wait to see her with Rob in Water for Elephants!

  5. Culinary Contessa, bump I Am Number Four up to the top of your list!! ;)

    Picksee, I hope the red honey has cherry undertones. Why do they need to keep the bees out of it? They should market that and charge extra!

    Amber, I'm sooooo with you. When I think of Jace, all I see is Alex Pettyfer!!! <3