Wednesday, December 15, 2010

John We Now Our Gay Apparel

Wispy Wednesday to mah gingersnaps! How is this hump day treating you? Um, so I'm thinking of taking the entire week off next week for a little GSnaps Xmas Blog Holiday. (just a little warning) But... I will share my family Xmas card with you to make up for it. mmmkay?

The weather in Drama, Greece is a cloudy 37 degrees today. You know, come to think of it... even though my daughter was born in Ethiopia, I'm thinking she must have some ancestors from Drama, Greece. Call it a hunch. And she definitely does save it for her Mama. There shouldn't be too much drama this morning during your commute unless you're running late, as traffic is bumper to bumper and you'll have absolutely no chance of making up those lost minutes on the 405.

In the news, a caring postal worker was concerned about a woman on his route who seemed pretty stressed out. So he told her one of these days he'd deliver her mail naked, to give her a much needed laugh. Making good on his promise, he did show up in his birthday suit and delivered her mail. Though I'm not sure it had the intended effect. A few days later the postal worker was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior. The postal worker later admitted to police that in hindsight it was probably not a good idea for him to deliver the mail naked. You know... perhaps if he delivered the mail wearing a well-placed Xmas stocking, he would've gotten the laugh he was looking for.

Source: apnews

A congratulations to Jennifer Connelly and her husband Paul Bettany who are expecting a baby together. This makes #3 for Jennifer, and might I suggest a few possible names for the baby.... Jareth, Hoggle, Ludo, Sir Didymus, Toby? Or maybe Sarah if it's a girl?

Source: JustJared

Well Carrie Fisher has outed John Travolta yet again as a gay man. They are long time friends and she's gone on record to say that we know he's gay and we don't care that he's gay and wishes he would be more comfortable with it, instead of legally trying to fight every article that comes out about it. I happen to have an inside source that confirms what Carrie Fisher has already stated. Which makes his Scientology views tricky because the Xenus don't allow homosexual behavior. Anyway, good thing Vin Diesel isn't a Scientologist. O_o

Source: LaineyGossip

You guys remember the interview last week I showed with the Creepy Hand Model Lady? If not, here's a refresher of a REAL Hand Model who is extra creepy.

Well Funny or Die has created a spoof of the Creepy Hand Model Lady. (Hilarious though NSFW)

Thanks ChristineMarie!

And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!


Hey, WTF??!!

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What's so special about "Canadian" water? Does it give you the sudden urge to play hockey and drink maple syrup and say oot and aboot, eh? Ah, I'm just teasing you canucks. You know some of my best friends know Canadians. I'm kidding, none of my best friends know Canadians. I KID! I've been to that country and the natives were very kind to me and even spoke my own language to me to make me feel more at home. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU GUYS.

And on that note, I think it's time for me to go. Why would you love tomorrow when it's always a day away? I think that would make me feel resentful and eventually hate tomorrow when tomorrow never comes. Oh, and one more thing...

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  1. I'm so happy for Jennifer Connelly & Paul Bettany. Two people who always look angry, even when they're happy. Good luck, kid.

    I don't care if Travolta is gay or not, I just want the TRUTH! UGH! Poor Kelly Preston having to get pregnant at her age to keep up appearances.

    And thanks for another reason to hate Scientology. They don't "allow" being gay? Does Tom Cruise know??? #weirdos

    I think Nancy Reagan was the cutest of first wives. #justsayin

  2. I died laughing at the auto-correct!!!! LOL.