Thursday, December 9, 2010

I'm Changing My Name Too

Thistle Thursday to you all, my little gingersnaps. I hope this week is going well for you. I'm having one of these weeks where I'm wondering why I decided to have children. If you're my adoption agency social worker and you're reading this, I'm totally kidding. I mean, I love my kids and I'm sooooo lucky to be their mom. Sooooooo lucky. Especially when they're acting out and I have the strong desire to tie them each to chairs and keep them in separate rooms. But let's move on...

The weather in Conception Junction, Missouri is a partly cloudy 39 degrees today. I can safely say however that none of my kids were conceived in Conception Junction. Well, at least they weren't at the one in Missouri. O_o Thankfully there will be no crossing of Conception Junction on the 405, though you can expect to have an easy commute today. And by easy, of course I mean "long and tedious", as traffic is bumper to bumper today.

In the news, a man has decided to legally change his name from Douglas Allen Smith, Jr. to "Captain Awesome" because he was inspired by the nickname from a character on the show "Chuck". Following this man's lead, I've decided to change my name as well. I'm deciding between either "Buffy Summers" or "Supreme Ruler of The Universe". Anyone care to weigh in on this?

Source: apnews

I reported yesterday that Tommy Lee was incensed that Sea World was using cow vaginas to collect semen from their killer whale Tilikum. Sea World has fired back to say that they do NOT use cow vaginas, thankyouverymuch. Apparently PETA did not have its facts straight on the semen-collecting procedures at Sea World. *shocker* Sea World insists their semen-collecting techniques do not differ from semen-collecting from techniques employed in managing livestock and other zoological creatures. Wow. I don't know about you, I but I can rest much easier knowing there is no use of cow vaginas at Sea World.

Source: TMZ

The Battle of the Fang Charity match had Team Bill vs. Team Eric (True Blood) to raise money toward GulfAid and SOS Children's Villages. The loser of the battle had to wear whatever shirt the winner had made for them. Team Bill won, so you can see the shirt poor Alexander Skarsgard (Eric Northman) was forced to wear. I think the most surprising thing of this article is that Team Bill beat Team Eric. I mean, seriously people??!

Source: JustJared

MTV's Josh Horowitz (the same guy who got the cast of Harry Potter to speak "American") plays "Parisian Password" with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp as they are doing promotion for their movie, "The Tourist". I'm beginning to love this guy.

And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!

Source: damnyouautocorrect

Hey, WTF??!!

Source: regretsy

Seriously, WTF?! Is this person forserious? (my word, don't judge) There's just so much that's wrong with this request. And LMAO at the sayings the regretsy author came up with!

And that's all the time I have for today. Have a razzle dazzle day, and if an imaginary dragon tries to befriend you, I think it's best to ignore it and turn the other way. Oh, and one more thing...

The full name of world famous artist Pablo Picasso is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisma Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.

-OMG Facts



  1. I vote for "Buffy Supreme Leader Summers"!

    When you do, I'll change mine to "Big Bad Mayor Mastor Glory Hunky-Caleb Veiny-Faced Willow". Then we can wrassle! :D

    Always lol-ing at the DYAC...brilliant. That wtf grossed me out and cracked me up. People are insane!

    Got to sleep now! You rock as always! Ta! :D

  2. Johnny Depp didn't quite understand the rules of "Password"...but it was funny nonetheless :)