Thursday, December 16, 2010

For The Rest Of Us

Thunderous Thursday to you all, my gingersnaps. I trust your week is going swimmingly.

The weather today in Jot-Em-Down, Texas is a sunny 74 degrees today. I'm a little curious to know that average IQ of the residents in Jot-Em-Down, Texas. No reason, just curious. Perhaps in the City Council meeting they told the secretary to "Jot Em Down" and she thought they were giving her the new name to the town?

Let's hope you won't be jotting anything down in your morning commute today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, but even in that situation it's just not safe to jot-em-down.

In the news, an inmate is seeking kosher meals, not because he is Jewish, but because he says he is a follower of Festivus, the made-up religion named in an episode of Seinfeld. The convicted drug dealer is said to have disliked the salami sandwiches he was being served. Interestingly, kosher-free dining is not even one of the tenents of "Festivus". And yes, this is in California. Lovely California, land of the fruits and nuts.

Source: apnews

In quasi-celebrity news, Hulk Hogan marries his girlfriend (are you sure that's not actually Linda Hogan???) on a beach in Clearwater, Florida. During the ceremony, poprocksies and a family employee got into a scuffle and the cops were called. No charges were pressed and the wedding continued. You can take the man out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the... what? Those two look like their love (and supply of peroxide) will stand the test of time.

Source: popeater

Congrats to Pam Anderson, who makes Playboy history by posing for her 13th Playboy Cover. And thank goodness Playboy has a photoshop person to make Pam look like she belongs on a magazine cover. What? I'm not saying... I'm just saying.

Source: usmagazine

Have trouble understanding me sometimes? Join the club. At least I don't speak in scat, but even if I did, there's now an app for that.

AppScat from Charles Muzard on Vimeo.

Source: JustJared

And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!

Source: damnyouautocorrect

Hey, WTF??!!!

Source: regretsy

Just think... for $15, you can strap some creepy to both of your ears and spread the creep to your family and friends. The nightmares and trauma can last for years, so you see, $15 really is quite a bargain after all.

And that, my friends, is all the time I have for today. Have a razzle dazzle day, and if you need me, just shine the ginger symbol into the air and I'll be there. What's the ginger symbol? You tell me. Until then... here's a good one for the holiday season...

-OMG Facts



  1. Hahaha! I had those earmuffs! They were super creepy. I think that's why I am not a fan of dolls ot this day! :)

    Happy Festivus ... for the rest of us. I *heart* Seinfeld.

  2. I just want one photo of me photoshopped by Pam's guy.

    I would blow it up rip the TV out and hang it over my fireplace. It would also be my christmas card and my internet main photo for everything......he's that good.