The weather in Catbrain Hill, England is a rainy 44 degrees today. I'm almost afraid to ask how the place was named Catbrain Hill. And I've seen cat brains before. High School Anatomy class. Don't ask. One place you hopefully won't see catbrains on, is the 405, but you can expect to see lots of other cars, as traffic today is bumper to bumper.
In the news, a Victoria Secret model gives guys some advice regarding the very exclusive models. In other words, if you're an ordinary guy with no money, don't even bother cause you don't have a chance in H...E... double hockey sticks. In fact, don't even bother approaching the models at all. If they are interested, they will approach you. In fact, don't even speak to them unless you are spoken to. Wow. Suddenly they sound really really attractive, don't they?
In celebrity news, Faye Dunaway is using the excuse of being injured as a reason for not attending court for the lawsuit brought against her. A film editor is suing her for not paying him for 3 weeks of work. Here's hoping the film editor gets his money as Miss Faye has a habit of not paying for work and expecting everything for free. Anyone in the business who has worked with her can attest to that. #worstpersontoworkfor
In other, non-personal (wink) news, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged! Congrats to the philandering couple and let's hope the ol' 'if they cheat with you they'll cheat on you' doesn't apply in their case.
Sometimes, if you're in a funk... you need something to cheer you up, like a kitty that likes to get dressed like a bunny.
And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!!
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Uh... is that diarrhea she's throwing up in the air? Vomit? No really, I think that's a great idea for a wedding picture. Oh how happy she is to be throwing up all over her dress, and throwing it up in the air as well.
And that's all the time I have for today. Take care, and do something surprising for someone. Doesn't have to be good... just surprising. And let me know how it goes. Until tomorrow, here is some helpful information you need to know...