Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Don't Damage The Hands!

Wino Wednesday to you all, my gingersnaps. Had a little too much wine tonight, so let's see if I can make it through the post.

The weather in Washington Court House, Ohio is a partly cloudy 22 degrees today. I'm thinking the city council had a little too much wine if they thought their court house was part of Washington. I'll tell you what's not part of Washington... the 405, though you can expect bumper to bumper traffic today during your morning commute.

In the news, a German was fatally attacked by a shark in the Red Sea, and the Egyptians believe the Jews are behind the attack, by throwing the deadly shark in the water where it would attack tourists. Don't the Egyptians watch Shark Week on the Discovery Network?!! Although, what if the Egyptians are right. Just think of the damage you could do, with your own trained deadly shark at your fingertips. (and I mean that figuratively, because you wouldn't want a deadly shark at your fingertips at all)

Source: foxnews

Tommy Lee is very upset at the methods to which Sea World has gone, to get the sperm of the Killer Whale Tilikum. (who is responsible for the deaths of three people) They apparently get his sperm by getting in the water with a cow vagina filled with warm water and masturbating him. Tommy says, "Even in his wildest days with Motley Crew could he imagine something so sick and twisted."

First of all... I can hardly believe Tommy hasn't seem something more sick and twisted during his Motley Crew days. Secondly... WHY OH WHY ARE THEY USING A KNOWN MAN-KILLER AS A SPERM DONOR??!!!

Source: TMZ

And you thought the Twilight hand model was annoying... get a load of Ellen Sirot. (also a hand model) Tell me the way she strokes her hands during the interview isn't creepy.

Source: Dlisted

OMG have you read "I Am Number Four" yet???!! WHY IN THE HECK NOT?! Here is the latest trailer for the movie...

Source: JustJared

And now it's time for: DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!!!!

Source: damnyouautocorrect

This is a combination Awesome Vintage Ad and WTF moment.

Poorly Dressed

I have no idea what's going on here. I'm not even going to try to comment on it. The whole thing kind of freaks me out.

And that's all the time I have for today. Climb your way to the top of the food chain today, which means butt in line at the taco truck. And never ever forget this:

-OMG Facts



  1. I am going to have nightmares because of that had model now. That woman is just freaking creepy and now I'm going to be creeped out every time I see ads with just hands because I'll know it's her. *shudders*

  2. I love Washington Court I use to go there all the time when I lived in Now, being in Cincinnati, thats way to far away.
    Creepy Hand Model, just creepy make her go away.
    I dont even know what to think about the ad. Other then I think I need eye bleach again.

  3. So, I'm perusing the blog post this morning while I was a conferernce call...and I think, eh, I'll watch crazy handmodel on mute...and, ewwww! She's creepy!

    And the giant beaver is superscary. There are still giant otters, which, you might think, that's not so scary-otters are cute, and they like to hold hands, and be in a jug band. But no, when they're 6 feet long, they go from cute to wicked creepy and scary.

  4. I think hand models must be a rare breed. Does she walk everywhere like that with her hands in the air? And ridiculous gloves? Is it bad I want to push her down some stairs to see if she'd put her hands out to catch herself..or sacrifice her face?

    Um, is no one else disturbed by the WTF pic? I'm totally disturbed. I wonder if anyone ever bought those??

  5. And how about the disturbing way hand model lady was caressing her hands throughout the entire interview? I'm with ChristineMarie... let's push her down the stairs and see if she tries to catch herself with her hands. And what happens if she breaks a nail?!