Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Between is no longer a preposition

Touchy Tuesday to you all, my little snaps. A gold star to my one and only reader who completed Friday's assignment of "yellow"... ChristineMarie! The rest of you have to wear dunce caps for the day.


The weather in Between, Georgia is between 39 and 41 degrees and sunny today. (if you guessed 40 degrees, give yourselves a pat on the back) Congratulations, Between, Georgia, for taking a preposition and turning it into a proper noun. You will find yourself between many other cars today on your morning commute, as traffic this morning is bumper to bumper. Though hopefully you won't find yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place today. Cause that would suck, not to mention be highly uncomfortable.


In the news, a restaurant in Arizona, named the "Heart Attack Grill" is offering free "Bypass Burgers" to diners who weigh over 350 pounds. The burgers offered are between the Bypass Burger up to the Quadruple Bypass Burger. Their fries, which are cooked in lard are called "Flatline Fries".


Ironically, the owner of the restaurant used to be a nutritionist for Jenny Craig.


Source: nydailynews


Here is their actual YouTube ad for the Heart Attack Grill:




In celebrity news, with the ink on the legal separation documents from his wife of 13 years and mother of his two children not yet dry, Kelsey Grammer has proposed to his girlfriend. He and his current wife did not have a pre-nup, so here's hoping Camille gets half of everything. Congrats, Kelsey on your upcoming fourth marriage. Hopefully this is the one you will grow old with. Or grow older with. A word of advice to the lucky bride to be... if he cheats with you, he will eventually cheat on you. #justsaying


Source: popeater



On a lighter note, are you pregnant and feeling un-sexy? Well maybe prenatal pole dancing is for you!




And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!


Source: damnyouautocorrect


Hey, WTF??!!






Those two ladies should be much more careful with their friend. She's in danger of getting lost forever.


And that's all the time I have today. Don't get lost while doing whatever it is you do all day, and I'll see you back here, same time, same place tomorrow. Until then...



-OMG Facts


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2 comments:

  1. YAY!! Do I win a Bypass Burger?! Holy cow those things are big. Um..no pun intended...well, maybe a lil.

    Tigers don't like water in their eyes? Is that why he looks so pissed?

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  2. So, who wins in a fight? A swimming tiger or a shark?

    Christina Applegate ain't right.

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