Monday, December 13, 2010

Aunt "B"

Mensa Monday to you all, my little gingersnaps! Did you have a nice weekend? I had a great time at the Kung Fu Holiday party, and managed to make my 3 dishes, do a load of laundry and shower in under 2 hours. I was like a kitchen ninja. Or a Ginga Ninja. (thanks to ChristineMarie for that name)


The weather in Bitche, France is a partly cloudy 26 degrees today. Seems to me like an appropriate name for a French town. Of course that is completely due to my stereotypes of the French and how they feel about most everyone else that isn't French.

Random Fact About Me: I despise the"b" word. The "female dog" word. I mean, I despise being called it, even in jest. It's like how some people feel about the "c" word. (not "candy", the other "c" word) My friends accept that about me and love me in spite of it. You guys can call each other that word, and it won't bother me a bit. But call me that name and I'll be crying. (on the inside, of course, because Ginga Ninjas never show their weaknesses.)


Moving on... The celebrity publicist who was gunned down while driving home in Beverly Hills had made a very interesting will. In it, she gave quite a bit to charity, and a significant percentage to family members as well. The interesting bit is the part where she mentioned one specific niece's share of her 6 million dollar+ estate.... a gift of $10.00 Yes, that's right, TEN DOLLARS. She says specifically in her will, "I have intentionally and with full knowledge of the consequences omitted to provide for my niece Jill Cohen, also known as Jill Gatsby, except for the gift of $10."


Dude, that is harsh. I don't know what would've been worse. Just leaving her nothing, or leaving her $10. Seems like Auntie Ronni may have not been such a nice person after all. Though then again, my grandparents left me nothing in their wills. (true story) Perhaps $10 would've been better than nothing. I could've paid for a Wendy's dinner or something with that.



Source: popeater


Prince William and his fianceƩ Kate Middleton just released some official engagement photos. Call me a sap, but I absolutely love how they seem in this picture. Quite a bit more chummy than the engagement photos of his parents. But then again, it seems that Wills isn't in love with an unattractive older married woman while marrying his bride-to-be.


Source: JustJared


Seeing a royal couple that's actually in love? Well that makes me almost as happy as Katie the Dancing Hamster!


Source: DListed


And now it's time for... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!!


Source: DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT


Speaking of... Hey, WTF??!!


Source: break


How can this be a good idea? The guys are gonna tinkle on the screens and those have got to be the dirtiest controllers around. I took microbiology lab. I have an idea of what's growing on those things. #ewwwwwwwwwww


And that's all the time I have for today. Start your week out right. Find a body part of yours that you like, and remind yourself that you are beautiful, you are worth it and gosh darnnit... people like you. Well, at least some people do. Speaking of likeable people... here's just one of the many reasons why I love Rupert Grint...



-OMG Facts


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5 comments:

  1. Woohooo!! I hope everyone liked the Ginga Ninja name! I promise I will never use that other name on you. I wonder if that has anything to do with your disliking dogs???

    My weekend was kinda boring, so I'm sparing you the yawn-worthy details.

    I think the $10 is worse. If she had left her nothing, the tabloids would have never known the difference. She had to go and make a scene with the $10..I wouldn't want to be that girl. Who will want to date her now? "Even her aunt doesn't like her." That's what they'll say!

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