Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Wee To Go

Wacky Wednesday to my snaps! Happy Hump Day! Watch out for stray dogs today. You know why.

The weather on Man Fuk Road, Homantin, Hong Kong is a partly cloudy 68 degrees today. You may find that name more appropriate for the 405 today, as traffic is bumper to bumper.

In the news, a cancer patient is celebrating a successful surgery by trying to get his cancerous tumor into the Guinness World Records. The tumor, removed from his kidney was the size of a cantaloupe.

Source: apnews

Uh, first of all, is there a current record World's Largest Cancerous Kidney Tumor for him to beat? And secondly... *dry heave*

In celebrity news, it is being rumored that the reason Billy Ray Cyrus filed for divorce is his cartoon-eyed wife Tish was having an affair with Bret Michaels.

Source: usmagazine

Seriously, doesn't she have huge, narrow-set cartoon eyes? Second... I hope she has a lifetime supply of Valtrax cause... she's gonna need it.

In other news, Pink says more parents should beat their kids like she was beaten. She says...

Source: dlisted

You know, she really has a point. It is a shame it's politically incorrect to put your child through a wall. Because they might just end up being grammy award winning, multi-millionaires.

In Bieber news... sometimes when a Bieber needs to go... he just really needs to go. Someone get that boy to a bathroom STAT. He's only been recently potty trained and can't hold it very long. I'm sorry, that wasn't right. He's still potty training.

Source: dlisted

And now it's time for...

Awesome Vintage Ad Of The Day!

In most countries, yes. Are you going to kill the woman with a postage meter? I don't get it.

Hey, WTF?!

crazy shoes - Be Proud of Your Vericose Veins!
If Shoes Could Kill

Nothing says "sexy" like a pair of Varicose Veins stockings. I was at the salon the other day getting my nails done and this older lady was having a pedicure. She had her pants rolled up and her legs looked exactly like those hose, except the veins were bulging. Oh yes. If I wasn't getting my nails painted, I would've totally done a ninja pic of her legs. #sicknast

And that's all the time I have for today. Keep your wits about you and don't trust untrustworthy people. Until then, here is something you should know...

Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting.

-OMG Facts

Take THAT, Mom! *cracks knuckles while you cringe*


1 comment:

  1. That ad is very strange. I would really like to know what its for, because I doubt hit men have ads.

    Miley's mom, really him? Icky...

    Im surprised Bieber's testicles have dropped..I didnt say