Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Warning: Explosive Ants

Tangy Tuesday to you all my gingersnaps! Thank you to each and every one of you who told me in yesterday's comments about your weekends! All you lurkers are on probation. I'm not sure what that means but I'll let you know as soon as I figure it out.

The weather in Beer, Devon, UK is a partly cloudy 46 degrees today with scattered showers. I wonder if the kind folk of England know that "beer" is the word we Americans use for "bitter". I think we should go to Beer, Devon, have a town hall meeting, or whatever they do on the other side of the pond, and announce to the find citizens what "beer" really is. And then I think we should roll out the kegs and do some hands on learning.

Though it might be tempting, better make sure you are beer-free on the 405 as it is bumper to bumper and you'll need all your wits about you to arrive at your work unscathed. I just wanted to use the word "unscathed" in a sentence.

In the news, a Florida man saw an alligator drag his 9 year old Jack Russell terrier into a river. So the man started shooting at the alligator to get it to let go of his dog, which it did. He then performed CPR on his dog until it coughed up water and started breathing again. I'll say that again. The man PERFORMED CPR ON HIS DOG. The lucky dog is now being treated for alligator bites and lung injuries.

Source: apnews

The owner has a concealed weapons permit so he already was packing heat when the alligator took his dog. If that's not a big argument for the right to bear arms, I don't know what is. I mean seriously, what is a California resident going to do if an alligator takes their dog? Uh.... OK... bad example. Give me time! I'll come up with a better one.

In the meantime, let's continue. Angelina Jolie is in Budapest, Hungary working on her latest film right now. Yesterday Brad Pitt showed up to visit her on set and....

Awwww who the heck cares, did you see the PePaw glasses he's wearing? What is he, 80? Are they a prop left over from Benjamin Button? Brad, some things are just wrong. Like that beard you used to wear. These glasses are wrong too. Why are you trying to cover up the pretty? WHY OH WHY???! P.S. You and Angie are so cute together, even when you're wearing PePaw glasses.

Source: JustJared

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are kissing in Brazil. Eh. I'm over it. Over Twilight. You heard me. Over it in that I'm still going to be at the midnight showings of the last two movies. Over it in that I'm going to buy all the movies and watch them multiple times. It's just... you know, the magic has gone. Like when you've been married to someone for a few years and the infatuation is gone. Actually that's what people tell me often happens in marriage. 14 years strong and the infatuation has never left for me and Mr. Ginger. But back to Twilight... I'll admit, I was obsessed. REALLY obsessed for a very long time. But now... eh. Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to confess. I am a Twi-Soft. Yep. I made up my own category. Whew. That feels good getting it off my chest.

Source: dlisted

Speaking of getting something off your chest, here's a Pregnant Lady Bikini Contest.

I think most women's bodies look great while pregnant. But not with their naked bellies showing. On all those skinny women it just looks like some sort of growth or goiter. And what was that lady thinking wearing those big @ss white boots? They should have a couple of spotters around her to catch her when, and yes I said WHEN she falls.

Hey, WTF??!!!

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Somehow I think we're getting the better view than the people in front of her. Actually, now that I think about it, I think that's a man. Don't you think?

And that's all the time I have for today. Be true to yourself because yourself is the one person whose got your back. Literally. Until tomorrow, watch out for exploding ants.

-OMG Facts



  1. California residents could use their guns for shooting sharks that steal their dog off their surfboards. ;)

    I want to say how wrong that contest is, but all I can look at is those awful white boots. Goiter and platform uglies? Blech.

    Um, if that story is about exploding ANTS, whats with the gerbil carrying the grenade? Did they think we wouldn't know the difference? They couldn't create an imaginary/cartoony ant picture, so they decided a real gerbil was an appropriate substitute? Weird.

  2. Kamakazi ants?! That's just crazy. CRAZY!

    Oh Brad, those glasses combined w/ the fingerless gloves...you kind of look like Ebenezer Scrooge.

    I'm still kind of a twitard-well, kind of-I was mord of the twerd level...kinda. But, seriously-they are filming IN MY TOWN (well, they were, and will be-I'd love to say I live in Brazil), and while I want to be like a psycho stalker type person, I can't find it in me to care enough. Le Sigh. There's still a spark, but it will diminish when the final movies come out. Oh, wait, after the movies come out on DVD. The, it will die. Probably. Maybe. We'll see.

  3. Ginger, did my naked baby belly pictures on FB disgust you? Maybe not because I am not one of those skinny ladies whose belly looks like some sort of growth/goiter? Hope not.


  4. ChristineMarie, I'm sensing that the grenade-wearing Gerbil is bothering you. I'll do my best to only show ugly animals and insects with grenades strapped to their backs. Probably. Maybe.

    Graceling, you had the cutest naked belly!!! Not at all goiter-looking!

  5. When my grandma's puppy fell into their pond she gave him mouth to mouth and saved his little puppy life.
    Brad is hot even in the old man glasses.
    I want to punch Kristen in the face, lucky bitch.

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