Thursday, November 18, 2010

Ice Cream Dreamy

Thrilling Thursday to you all my gingersnaps. This is the day so many have been waiting for. Never so badly have I wanted to go to a movie which I know will leave me sobbing when I leave. You HP7 and 1/2 fans know what I'm talking about.

The weather in Ronkonkoma, New York is a partly cloudy 55 degrees today. I would like to submit a request to the City Council to change the name to RonRonkoma. Or WonWonkoma. Either one would work. I'll tell you what won't work... YOU... if you don't allow sufficient time for your morning commute, as you can expect bumper to bumper traffic on the 405.

In the news, they've found that the Bush cricket, has huge testicles which account for 14% of its body mass, which makes it the animal with the largest testicles in relation to it's body weight. Significant research in the animal kingdom shows a direct link between testicle size and promiscuity, suggesting that the larger the nads, the more promiscuous the animal is.

Go get 'em Tiger.

Source: bbcnews

Speaking of promiscuity, Eva Longoria has filed for divorce after dealing with a number of Tony Parker's extramarital affairs, though the last straw came with the discovery of a year long relationship with his teammate's wife.

I'm not really sure what's more surprising... that Tony Parker would cheat on such a beautiful wife as Eva Longoria, or that Eva Longoria would believe a professional athlete could remain monogamous.

Source: TMZ

In musical news, you guys have surely seen Willow Smith's Whip My Hair video, right?

Willow Smith - Whip My Hair ( Official Video HD )

Well this is the way the song was MEANT to be played, courtesy Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen on the Jimmy Fallon show.

Source: omgblog

Oh, so I don't know if I mentioned it before, but Harry Potter 7 and 1/2 opens tonight at midnight. Yep, it's true. Would you wear these shoes to the premiere?

crazy shoes - Walk With the Boy Who Lived
If Shoes Could Kill

I totally would. Of course you're talking to the girl who sprayed herself with glitter body spray for the Twilight premiere. No, I'm not kidding. Unfortunately. Moving on...

You've seen my Ode to Snape, and my Ode to Draco, but with Harry Potter 7 and 1/2 opening tonight at midnight (did I mention that already?), I feel I must reveal my true love, and so I wrote a poem about it. I believe this is probably my best work yet. #humble

Ode to Ron

Oh dear Ron, you are so dreamy,
your pale white skin is kinda creamy.

Harry Potter always gets the glory
but we both know there's a different story.

You've got his back and save his skin,
Without your help, he'd never win.

I think we belong together, Ronald Weasley.
With me, no one would consider you measly.

If you fly your car with me,
I'd help you out of that whomping tree.

Cause you and me, we are both ginger.
If Hermione tries to step up, I will singe her.

We can share our sunscreen and hang in the shade,
stare into each other's eyes until the sun does fade.

After we're married we'll have ginger boys and girls.
We'll keep having gingers 'til we populate the world.

Ron, I'm smitten, like you put me under a spell.
I tried to resist, but "Oh, Bloody Hell!"


And now it's time for... Awesome Vintage Ad Of The Day!

Suffering from Alopecia? Have cancer and a round of chemo just made your hair fall out? Well this hair dryer is so much fun, you'll want it, even if you can't use it!

Hey, WTF??!!

-Source: ridingabuttertub

Normally I'm a sucker for a guy who loves cats. This... is not one of those times.

And that's all the time I have for today. I must get dressed up in my best Ron Weasley tshirt


and get ready for my big night! I'll see you bright and early tomorrow (not really 'cause I'll be pre-publishing Friday's post & sleeping it off.) But until then... Happy Wizarding! Oh, and one last thing...

-OMG Facts



  1. I knew in the end you'd end up with Won-Won. 12 hours and 9 minutes left! xoxo

  2. You know what is scarier than big bug balls to me? The fact that scientists are getting paid to study this! Dear Scientists, Ever here of a lil thing called cancer?! Fix it! kthxbai

    *stepping off soapbox*

    What hope do women have when people like Sandy Bullock & Eva Longoria get cheated on?! GAH!

    I <3 Jimmy Fallon!

    Ode to Ron definitely your best work! I can't wait to see it!! Don't spoil it for me, k??