Monday, November 1, 2010

Boob Staring Each Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Marauding Monday to you all! How was your Halloween weekend? What did you dress up as? Me, I went as a Medieval Lady (in a burgundy velvet dress) with a black velvet cape. Mr. Ginger was a monk. And yes I got him out of the monk costume after we got home and took advantage of him. O_o


The weather in Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey is a sunny 58 degrees today. What the flim flam is that name about? Did Santa stub his toe and cuss as he was belting out his Ho-Ho-Ho? You're likely to ho-ho-kus on your morning commute as traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper today.


In the news today, an intelligence-challenged man in Destin, Florida robbed a bank, but accidentally dropped his wallet before leaving the bank. Deputies went to his house, where they found cash and the gun he used in the robbery.


Source: apnews


I think this is pretty self-explanatory: If you should happen to find yourself robbing a bank, please remember to keep your wallet on your persons when leaving. You're welcome.


In other news, David Beckham was on Ellen and with a hidden camera and an ear piece in his ear, he followed Ellen's instructions on what to say to the unsuspecting masseuse. Check out the hilarious video below.



Source: JustJared


Do I feel fumbs? Seriously, I have no idea how he kept such a straight face. That was awesome.


Dear Anne Hathaway, when choosing a costume, or any outfit for that matter, do not pick an outfit that makes you appear to be 100 pounds heavier than you are. Love, me. P.S. I think your stylist hates you.



Source: JustJared



I feel an "I told you so" coming on... You know I've been saying all along that Heidi Klum is an alien robot/automaton. Well I finally have proof.


Source: TooFab


And now it's time for...


Awesome Vintage Ad Of The Day!




Moms, don't give your kids artificial sweeteners. Give them all natural sugar. It gives them energy to get through the day!


Hey, WTF??!!!


So today's WTF picture was taken by yours truly. Mr. Ginger and I were at a fabulous adults-only Halloween party this past weekend, when one of the invitees arrived wearing this...


Source: my iPhone


Coppertone Kid? Or an exhibitionist girl with a wolf attacking her bum? You decide.


And that's all the time I have for today. Keep your friends close, but don't keep your enemies closer. Cause who wants to hang out with their enemies all day? #notpractical

But before I go, there is some very important information to share with my male readers. Your life may depend on it...


-OMG Facts


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6 comments:

  1. Yeah I'm not going to tell my boyfriend about the boob thing, he will clearly use it as an excuse! Great post Ginger. I can't believe David Beckham kept a straight face either - though he is a bit simple so maybe he just didn't understand...

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  2. What a great way to start a Monday! I laughed the whole way through!

    David Beckham was hysterical! I couldn't stop laughing at "fumbs"!!

    I cannot tell you how excited I am that you have robot proof on Heidi! I was so with you on that!!

    As for Coppertone girl...I'm guessing your lucky she didn't show up completely authentic since the original girl is topless. O_o I guess everyone would have gotten a great workout from that one.

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  3. David Beckham is flippin funny.
    Heidi is scary in her robot skin..lol
    And the Coppertone chick, thats a creative costume...lol
    My favorite costume was a couple at the party I went to came as Royal Pine air fresheners. And they were pine shapes. it was great..lol

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  4. Regarding the boobs thing, I think we should be getting a boob tax break, for providing such an invaluable social service!
    Great entry, made me lol a few times. :)

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  5. Catalina, you're a genius! I'm totally behind the boob tax break!!

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  6. LOL I love your blog so much! You always make me laugh! Another great post! I intent to live forever... let the boob staring begin.

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