Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Boldly Go Where No Man Has WHAT?!

Tickly Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps!

The weather in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales is 48 degrees today. WTH you crazy Welsh?! Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!

Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you can have plenty of time to figure out how to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

In the news, a woman got in a fight with her boyfriend and then tried to cut his neck tattoo of her name off. See, this is why you don't get someone's name tattooed on your body. Either the person themselves, or the next partner will try to cut it off. I'm pretty sure that's a documented phenomenon somewhere in some sociology journal.

Source: apnews

In celebrity parent news, after divorcing in 2002, Britney Spears' parents are back together. I think that just means they moved their trailers back together. Oh hey! That wasn't nice AT ALL, my gingersnaps! You really shouldn't make me say things like that. I think you're a bad influence on me.

Source: popeater

Are you ready for Harry Potter #7 and 1/2? Who's going to the midnight showing opening night??? *raises hand* I figure I should do some HP related items in preparation for Thursday. Today, I will share a little poem I wrote years ago for my girl Laura (the Artist Formerly Known As Spank) and her love for Severus Snape.

(that's her on the broom with him)

Ode to Snape:

Severus Snape you are so creepy,
when you're mean to Harry, it makes me weepy.

You are the one who I love to hate,
but I think it's sad you never had a mate.

Are you really evil or are you really good?
Maybe you're just a little misunderstood.

I am so glad I never had you as a teacher.
Because I think you are meaner than Kreacher.

I'm not so fond of your greasy hair,
I think it would be better if you shaved it bare.

But I do love your wonderful nasaly voice,
The casting director definitely made the right choice.

Even though my best friend Laura thinks you're hot,
I must admit that I most certainly do not.

I do love your character, Severus Snape,
I love you enough to give your name to my snake.

But if we're talking romance and someone to marry,
I'm afraid my choice would have to be Harry.


Oh expect more tomorrow where that comes from! In other news... Dear Mr. Shatner, weight gain is a common and natural occurrence, especially later in life when the metabolism slows down. It's not necessarily something to be ashamed of. But here's a tip... when the shirt no longer covers the belly... time to buy a larger size. Do it for yourself, do it for the community, and do it for the poor souls of the young children who might pass you on the street. Thank you in advance. Love, me.

Source: TMZ

Now it's time for... Awesome Vintage Ad Of The Day!!!

crazy shoes - Sexist Self Defense
If Shoes Could Kill

Those are some scary @ss shoes right there... that is, if you're a guy. On the other hand... #genius

Hey, WTF?!

Source: regretsy

Ok, I'll admit my naivete... while I've heard the term, I didn't really know what they were used for. So I googled "what are butt plugs used for?". Oh yes, yes I did. And... ewwwww. O_o Honestly people? Do hetero men like that? Does she really know for a fact that that will go "where no man has gone before"?

And I'm apologizing right now for giving you the visual. Believe me, I'm suffering there with you.

And on that lovely note, that's all the time I have for today. Today, why don't you try to boldly go where no man has gone before and see where it gets you. Report back to me tomorrow. Until then, this is for you.

-OMG Facts



  1. Haha! I always love your posts! I must say I LOVE those shoes!!!! Have a great day!!

  2. Hi!!!

    OMGEE, I literally choked when I saw Laura and Snape. The poem was awesome!!!!!!!!

  3. I just fucking LOVE that poem. It had been so long since I read it. I literally triple snorted.

    <3 Laura, The Artist Formerly Known As Spank who will see HP 7 1/2 3 hours earlier than you will.


  4. Ok, I have a huge confession to make!Even with the acknowledged possibility that I could be unfollowed by both Ginger & Laura (and I was learning so much from Laura's music!) No, I don't own any butt plugs! ewwwww! Here it is...I have never read or seen any Harry Potter films etc. *ducking* Not even the one with Robbie Pattz! But! I do love Alan Rickman...and Ginger...and Laura! Besides, that is the best manip I've ever seen, and a pretty dang good poem to boot! Walking away singing...I'll love you till the end..♥*¨*•♫♪ ♥ ¸¸.•

  5. You're safe but you're missing out. They're fantastic books (and movies) and really RPattz is expendable in the film he is in. *ducks and runs from Team Robward*

  6. Do you think the guy who made up the name of that town was typing and choked and was banging on the keys trying to get attention? WTF?

    That poem is so full of awesomesauce!

    Shoes...I. Want.

    Butt plug...eww. More proof that Trekkies are too weird for words. *ducks*

  7. ChristineMarie, you made me literally LOL with your genius theory about how that Welsh town got it's name!!! And I'm with you re: the Trekkies. *also ducking*

    Fayzeewayzee, it is SO worth it to read the HP series! Read the books first, then the movies. Do it and report back. ;)

    Laura, AKA The Artist Formerly Known As Spank, you make a great Photoshop & poetry muse, what can I say?
    Love, Ginger, who has reserved the best seats in the theater and will waltz in 5 minutes before showtime without waiting in line. <3

  8. *kicks the east coast*

  9. Cant wait for Harry Potter! So excited! Loved your poem too. It was great..lol

  10. I love browsing your website because you can constantly get us fresh and awesome stuff, I feel that I should at least say a thank you for your hard work.

    - Henry