Friday, October 8, 2010

Tween Fight Club

Fantabulous Friday to you all. More lurkers de-lurked yesterday. Yay!!! AGAIN making my day. I love you, I love you all!!! *blowing kisses and waving from my hotel balcony Evita style*

The weather in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania is a sunny 69 degrees today. No really, look it up. I'm fairly certain Route 69 is the only way to get from Blue Ball to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper this morning because not nearly enough people are using Route 69 to commute.

In the news, two mothers were cited for arranging for their pre-teen daughters, ages 11 and 12 to fight. I'm not sure what they expect. They've made cock fighting and dog fighting illegal. I'm thinking daughter fighting is the one last way to have good clean fun. What?

Source: apnews

Boy you guys are a rough crowd. Truly it's wrong for them to do that. Especially if no money was involved. Cause then what's the point?

The girl who has voiced Dora the Explorer since 2007 is suing Nickelodeon, saying she was cheated out of millions of dollars, by being pressured to sign a contract without a lawyer present. She was also not compensated for hundreds of hours of recording and forced to promote the show on a $40/day stipend... though truthfully Rachel Ray could've helped her live quite well on $40/day.

Source: people

Looks like Swiper has been swiping. Oh man!!!!

In fame-whore attention-seeking news, the hand model who lent her hands for the cover of the Twilight book (holding the apple) now wants recognition for her role in Twilight. *rolls eyes* She was only paid a measly $300 for her work (the GOING RATE for hand modeling) Now Kimbra Hickey (nice last name) stops anyone she sees reading the book to inform them that those are her hands on the cover. She sometimes hangs out near the cash register of the Barnes and Noble near her apartment to spread the word of her Twilight "involvement" to people buying the book. She even carries around a Gala apple in her purse so she can recreate the pose for people.

Kimbra the FameWhore's goal is to break into acting. She's been trying to contact the casting director for Breaking Dawn so she can get a part in one of the last two movies, even if it's for just her hands.

Source: NYPost via DListed

OMG. Those of you who kindly helped me slap around Jessica Alba yesterday... I need your slapping skills again. *points wand at Kimbra Hickey and yells* "Digitus Amputatus!".

I don't know about you, but that makes me feel better.

So you guys know what "photobombs" are, right? That's when someone takes a picture, but something else is going on in the photograph that totally steals the show. Here's some of my favorite photobombs...

Source: barnorama

Hey, WTF??!!!

wtf photos videos - This Will Work Out
WTF Pictures and WTF videos by Picture Is Unrelated

I think he's going off the "more to love" attitude here. I'm glad she can pick him up and hold him because I don't think it will work the other way around.

And that's all the time I have for today. I want more lurkers to de-lurk! You know who you are. Come on... this is like a little family. A little dysfunctional family, but a family nonetheless. Until tomorrow, chew on this...

Princess Jasmine was originally named Princess Badroulbadour.

The original Aladdin story can be found in the Arabian Nights, a collection of Middle Eastern and South Asian stories compiled during the Islamic Golden Age. The princess in that story was named Badroulbadour – you can see why Disney chose to change her name.

Not only that, but the entire story of Aladdin was originally set in China.

-OMG Facts



  1. *waving* Hi! Hope you are having fun!

    Poor Dora! That's just wrong. My kids wouldn't know anything if it wasn't for Dora and Blue's Clues.

  2. Seriously hand chick, seriously? I'll bet all the people at the B&N checkout line think you're just some sorry crazy person who wandered in off the street. I'll go on pretending that they belong to Stephanie Meyer or Kristen Stewart.

    And as for the Fight Club moms. I just wrote my blog entry yesterday on this new Bullying phenomenon and how I have no idea why its so much worse now than it was when I was younger. I think I just got my answer: Mom's arranging fights. Maybe there is a betting circle on the side that I don't know about. Dumb asses.

    Ah Ginger, you never ever fail to entertain me. Thanks for that!

  3. It is Friday, right? You said Thursday, but it's Friday...RIGHT? I woke up late and I'm all outta whack, so I'm not even sure anymore. G, I depend on you to wake me up in the am!

    I've noticed a trend with your articles and I'd like to say on behalf of PA people...we are not ALL idiots! However, we are kinda tough, so I can see this happening. Don't get me started on the kid that's been picking on my son this week.

    Nickelodeon celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month this month. #justsayin #giveDoraherdinero

    Dear Hand Model Nobody,
    You ARE the crazy lady. kthxbai

    What a weirdo. If i saw her at the counter I'd say "Excuse me, can you back off so I can buy this book that you DIDN'T WRITE."

  4. ChristineMarie, It IS Friday... thank you for pointing that out. See that's what happens when I'm on vacation. I lose all sight of what day it is. I just corrected it. :)

  5. I'm pretty sure the girl in the vneck w/ the belly exposed man photobomb was just her & her friend trying to get a picture of creepy bellyman - he's definitely the star of that photo. We do that all the time :)

    Oh Dora, I'd like to believe you...but, I just don't. Lo Siento Mucho.

    Okay Twilight hand lady...come here...little bit closer. Yeah, that's better-let's see those hands? Slap! Slap your hand! Slap! No one cares about your hands! Slap! When I read that you were at conventions I laughed at you and felt sad for you. Slap! Slap! Okay, go on back to your "parts" modeling.

  6. Crazy moms, setting their kids up to fight. Thats not nice... *tsk tsk*

    The "Hand Model" should be punched in the face, with her own hands. Crazy woman. Lol

    I loved the photobomb of the woman on the porch and the cat stuck to the screen, made me