Friday, October 15, 2010

Cold Night in Chile

Happy Friday mah peepers! Peepers were what we called the little baby ducks we abducted from their mothers so we could raise them ourselves as a pet and of course they never survived more than a few days. But we kept doing it. I lost count after Peepers #24. We had this whole technique (we lived on a lake) where you stick a piece of bread through the chain link fence and when the baby duck goes for the bread, you grab the baby through the fence and run like H...E... Double Hockey Sticks to avoid the mother duck that will be coming over you. Man, that was really a horrible thing I did when I was a kid. I'm responsible for some 20+ baby ducks having premature deaths. I'm a baby duck killer. Where were my parents? Where was my moral guidance? I truly have no redeeming qualities, do I? *hangs head in shame* But I'm reformed now. I swear I haven't done that in like ages. It's been at least... 2 weeks since the last time I've gone baby duck kidnapping.


The weather in Feces de Abaixo (translation: "Lower Feces"), Portugal is a sunny 64 degrees today. I would really hate to live in Lower Feces. You'd most certainly be downwind from all of those who live in Upper Feces. Traffic on the 405 today is bumper to bumper, but at least you're not living in Lower Feces.


In the news, a Texas county accidentally printed the Chile flag on all the ballots instead of the Texas flag.


Source: apnews


Of course they're blaming it on the fact that the two flags are similar and that it was done by a former worker and no one noticed the mistake. Uh... I think the entire staff should get deported out of Texas and into Chile as a result. I hear they have some jobs opening up in mining. No? Too soon?


Speaking of the Chilean Miners, many of them were greeted by their wives, children, parents, etc when they were rescued from the mine. Miner #21 was greeted by his mistress while his wife of 28 years opted to stay home.


Source: TMZ


Awwww that's so considerate of the wife to let him share his special time with his mistress. Wait, who am I kidding? Stick that miner back down the mine until he agrees to stop being a douchbag!


Now, in very non-Douchbag news, Josh Holloway Sawyer got a role in Mission Impossible 152.


Source: JustJared


Good for Sawyer for making the step from TV to features! Ten bucks says Benjamin Linus will show up in the movie as well. That dude is EVERYWHERE!


And just one more reason why Leno can't even hold a candle to Conan...





You better believe the NBC execs are smacking themselves in the head after watching this.



And now it's time for...


Awesome Vintage Ad Of The Day!



Mmmmm.... so... so.... so... manly!


You know everyone criticizes how much photoshop is used in magazines and pictures of celebrities. I'm here to tell you that photoshop is a really good thing. It provides a service to the people. Because when we open up a magazine and see this artsy shot of Madonna...



Let us rejoice that we're not actually being subjected to Madonna in her original form.





Hey, WTF??!!


Funny Wedding Photos - Chastity Belt Begone!!!
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Those chastity best are a beast to get off on your wedding day!!!


And that's all the time I have for today. Once again, have a Razzle Dazzle weekend. More time for me to read (and finish) Beautiful Darkness!!! Tell me what you are reading right now, and I'll meet you back here on Monday. Until then here's some enlightening information for you...


A driving tunnel in Switzerland also serves as the world’s largest bomb shelter.

-OMG Facts


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3 comments:

  1. Is that a level on the Macho cologne? Because you want your junk balanced?

    For a state that is so state proud and crazy about being Texan...how did they miss that their flag was wrong?!

    I saw that the miner with the mistress and the wife met at the rescue site while they were waiting...whoops! Can you imagine that conversation? Wife: "So, which miner are you here for?" Mistress: "21" Wife: "Wait, what? I'm here for "21"....chirp chirp chirp...

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  2. G! *GASP* ...for shame!

    Madonna..um, what the?...how?...ok...ew.

    Chilean miner...for shame!

    I am currently reading The Interpretation of Murder by Jed Rubenfeld. It started off a lil slow, but I'm kinda into it now.

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  3. WTF is up with Madonna's arm? I think her veins are trying to escape.
    Bad Miner, baaaddd....
    Im reading Stiff The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach. Very interesting book.

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