Thursday, September 23, 2010

Wizards Are Addictive

Thorny Thursday to you all. What a glorious day it is! Hmmm... did someone accidentally give me a double dose of my happy pills? Whatever the reason, I'm going with it. Feel free to come along with me.

If you find yourself in Whorehouse Meadow, Oregon, you will be treated to a lovely, sunny 76 degrees today. If you're wondering why it's named Whorehouse Meadow, you're in good company. Seriously... what was in my coffee today? Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you'll likely be wishing you were in Whorehouse Meadow during your morning commute.

In the news, Anna Nicole Smith's doctor says he does not believe a habit of 1,500 pills/month (opiates, muscle relaxers, etc.) prove that she was addicted. I'm not sure what would constitute her being addicted... perhaps 1,501? And more importantly, where can I find this doctor?

Source: apnews

Those pesky cheating rumors just won't go away for Ashton Kutcher. A young, virile Hollywood actor cheat on his much older, aging wife? I don't believe it for a minute.

Source: People

Likewise, cheating rumors for David Beckham have been surfacing for years now. A sports star cheating on his high maintenance wife who is often in a different country than he is? No way.

Source: DListed

But honestly, who cares. Because HERE IS THE LATEST HARRY POTTER TRAILER!!!

Source: JustJared

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Are you feeling it like I'm feeling it? I must watch that 100 more times.

And now it's time for...

Awesome Vintage Ad Of The Day:

Finally, an ad for pedophiliacs. #EqualOpportunity

Hey, WTF??!!!

crazy shoes - Tread VERY Carefully!
If Shoes Could Kill

You may laugh, but you know you'd totally wear these shoes if you had them. That is, if you're one of my female readers, and maybe even some of my male readers. *wiggles eyebrows* I want those. In a size 8 please.

And that's all the time I have for today. I hope my rainbow & sunshine-filled morning lasts the rest of the day. I'll meet you back here same time, same place tomorrow. Until then, why don't you head on over to Dunkin Donuts and check out their Pumpkin Muffin. Here's why...

A Pumpkin Muffin from Dunkin’ Donuts has more calories than a Big Mac from McDonald’s.

-OMG Facts



  1. Whorehouse Meadow? Really? I want to know who thought that was a good idea. Then I want to know who willingly moved there and if they giggle whenever they get the mail.

    I'm so sick of all these cheating rumors? How am I supposed to know who to hate for being a lying, cheating jerk?

    I wore Love's Baby Soft when I was like 11, so now I feel dirty.

    Most importantly...OMG OMG OMG!!! Yes, I agree! I cannot wait! It's the only time I go to the movie theater. And I always leave feeling like an idiot cuz I'm always crying. The last one killed me. I'm sure this one will be worse. I can't wait! lol!

  2. I must admit, I would wear the banana shoes. I actually thought, Ooo, I need those!

    Damn you DD ... just damn you for teasing me with your pumpkiney goodness.

    As for HP. I'm already addicted to the trailer and had a full discussion of the next 2 years worth of releases. HP this Nov. HP in June/July. Breaking Dawn next Nov. Breaking Dawn June/July 2012... Wait... 2012?? *dies* Noooo!

  3. Holy shit I cant wait for HP. Ive never read the books *hangs head in shame* but Ive worked very hard to not know how this whole thing is going to end, so Im super excited!!

    I so want the banana shoes, they will go nice with my zombie shoes :-)

    That ad is terrifying! Im glad I never wore baby soft, even though Im a young'in lol

    And I LOVE pumpkin muffins! They are like crack.

  4. OMG. That was the 1st time I've seen that HP trailer. I am dying. *deadz*

    Those banana shoes are hilarious!! They made me crave runts candy though. O.o

  5. WHINE! I commented yesterday and apparently it didn't stick :(

    To sum up my thoughts...OMG x 10 for HP... Banana shoes are AWESOME and I'd totally wear them (addition - I want Zombie shoes too! :)), Baby Soft=Creepy, and I think that about sums it up.