Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Vaginal Fluids

Withering Wednesday to you all, my little gingersnaps! Another week, another hump day... half way through to the weekend. Just hang in a few more days. Unless you're having a fabulous week and in that case, do your best to make the days last as long as you can for yourself and all those around you. Being as annoying as you can to others is probably the fastest and most effect way of accomplishing that.


The weather in Swastika, Ontario is a cloudy 59 degrees today. Now I know the Swastika has been around for some 3000 years and meant life, sun, good luck, etc. until 1920 when the Nazi's hijacked it and made it evil. Oh, are you impressed with my vast knowledge of history? You should be. Cause I'm edumacated. What was I talking about? Oh yes, Swastika, Ontario. Hey you silly Canadian city... you have my permission to change your name to something else. Like Devil's Beef Tub. Make it so.



A seventeen year old girl in Michigan killed her first animal during a hunting trip, using a bow & arrow. Seems slightly more sporty to me than high powered rifles, though if I find myself in the wilderness with a bear, it won't be an arrow I'd be reaching for. Her father wants people to know that she ate all the bear meat (probably not all in one sitting) and that she's not just killing for fun.


Source: apnews


Lucky for me, my father (the hunter) had the same philosophy, which is why I grew up having bear tacos (gag), bear burgers (gag), bear steaks (gag), moose tacos (gag), moose burgers (gag), moose steaks (gag), venison tacos (yum), venison burgers (yum), venison steaks (yummmm). Perhaps all the bear meat I consumed as a small child is partly responsible for my warped sense of thinking. Wait. Who said I have a warped sense of thinking? You guys are the ones with the warped sense of thinking. I'm perfectly normal. *twitch*


In Creepy McCreepster news, Jeffrey Jones pled guilty to paying a 14 year old boy to pose for pornographic pictures in his house. Turns out he is just as creepy as he seems in the movies.


Source: HuffingtonPost


I'll never be able to watch "Howard the Duck" again. Wasn't really planning on it, but now I really can't.


Hey it's Kellan Lutz shirtless. More importantly, he's playing basketball in front of his Van Nuys house he shares with his roommate Dickey Doo. First of all... he lives in Van Nuys? Really? How very sensible. And second of all... I want a roommate named Dickey Doo.


Source: JustJared


Tired of having dusty hardwood floors? Got a baby that's not pulling his weight in the household? Slap a onesie duster on him and let him clean the floor!



Don't have a baby? Put little duster booties on your cat! (good luck)


Source: honestinfomercialreviews


And now it's time for...


Awesome Vintage BOOK of the Day!


Source: pleatedjeans


I had no idea there were so many colors and consistencies going on in our hee haws, ladies. Thank goodness there's a book out there to explain it all to us.



Hey, WTF??!!


funny wedding photos - Who Needs a Cake Topper When You Have a Hand Topper?
Wedinator


Now this is the wedding ring my oldest son will no doubt want when he gets married in 30 years.


And that's all the time I have for today. Be good to yourselves and to tiny little kittens. I'll see you back here same time tomorrow. Until then, here's a little something I think you should know about...


Scientists have invented a spray-on clothing that can be washed and reused.

Spanish fashion designer Manuel Torres developed this amazing product with the help of scientists at Imperial College in London. The revolutionary spray is made of short fibers mixed into a solvent with polymers that bind the fibers together to form cloth! The solvent allows the mixture to be sprayed by either a spray gun or a can.

It takes only 15 minutes to spray on a new T-shirt! It can also be washed afterwards and re-worn. The spray is cold on contact, frustrating hopes of being able to make spray-on pants and underwear. Other possible applications for this technology is spray-on bandages.

The company that sells these is called Fabrican Ltd. (their website).

-OMG Facts


Attention remote indigenous tribes: You have no more excuses. Spray some clothes on yourselves so we Americans don't get embarrassed anymore while watching educational programs that contain your indigenous nudity.


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8 comments:

  1. Morning Ginger!
    First of all I gotta say... I'm not pro hunting. I think theres enough meet on the market so why doesnt she just go to the store to buy her meat? Oh right... they dont sell bear! What a pitty... *rolls eyes*
    Also, I have a suggestion. Why dont you take Dickey Doo as your roommate and I move in with Kellan Lutz? *grins* Then we both will be happy! And I can join him in playing totally naked basketball... *smirks*
    As for the Jan Raskin book... I'd like to know where I can buy it cause I really would like to know what that green thing is and where its coming from!
    Great day to you! :)

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  2. Kellan Lutz = morning made. Muchas gracias!

    Oh the mysteries of vaginal fluid. Please lady on the cover, if your's is ever that shade of green, seek immediate medical attention. *I just threw up in my mouth a little bit*

    The lego ring idea is cool. For gangsters. Or wealthy middle school boys.

    And finally, the bear hunter girl reminded me of The Hunger Games book. I'm in the middle of it and loving it and you should all read it too. Since you all join me in my love for Kellan and possibly all things Twilight, I'm not afraid to suggest another JA novel to you.

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    1. This photo is taken from Ti-Ta Tovenaar ( NL 1972–1974) Tita Tovenaar is a wizard with a mischievous daughter who always gets into trouble because she thinks she can do magic as well as her father. Whenever she loses control over the situation, she claps her hands and the world around her stops, giving her time to rectify the situation.

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  3. That girl shot the bear from 16 yds away?! I think I would have had a heart attack if it was that close. I heard bear meat doesn't taste so good..I'm guessing no from your notes. I'm with you on the venison...aaaaaaand my husband just got a doe on the first day of the season. YAY! Another crapload of money saved by not buying from the grocery store!

    Jeffrey Jones..I always knew you were creepy. :P ICK

    Kellan Lutz...yum.

    I'm not sure I want a hippie explaining my, um, fluids. Where's the lab coat, missy? And I think I know what they're for, thank you very much.

    How come the bride has such a crappy skinny band? That's the real WTF of the pic!

    Until tomorrow!

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  4. I'm so glad that someone is out there explaining it all to us ladies...

    Yikes.

    Hmmm.
    Kellan Lutz...

    But more importantly.
    Dicky Doo??
    I want a roommate named Dicky Doo...

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  5. I wish I lived across the street from Kellan Lutz, I would sit on my porch and watch him play basketball forever, so hott!
    I think I would shit my pants if a bear got that close to me.
    That book scares me. And so does the lady on the front of it.
    My boyfriend would love the lego ring and wedding. Im pretty sure he loves legos more then me...lol

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  6. ChristineMarie, are you going to have me over for some Venison now?

    I know! I was also thinking the bride got that crappy skinny band while the guy got the huge ring. #NotFair

    Lisa, I think my son loves Legos more than he loves me, if that helps at all, and I gave birth to him!

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  7. I refuse to eat anything that I think is cute.Okay let me reprase, anything 'furry' and cute...um...anything animal..or crap...never mind.
    Oh and by the way I live in Kitchener Ontario (formerly Berlin)
    Ommpah!!!Ein Prosit! Oktoberfest is upon us...beery good times. ;)

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