Friday, September 3, 2010

Skinny Liars

Funky Friday to you all my peeps! You made it! The weekend is upon us mateys! Give yourselves a congratulatory pat on the backs.

The weather in Kissing, Germany is a sunny 60 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so feel free to kiss as much as you want on your morning commute. Kiss what? Well that's completely up to you. If you want to make out with your jelly donut on the 405, who am I to judge?

In the news, a hiker decided to put his handgun in his back pocket because he thought it would be more comfortable there while he hiked. This is, until he SHOT HIS BUTT OFF accidentally. Ok, maybe not his entire butt off, but he did accidentally shoot himself in the butt.

Source: apnews

Good thing he didn't stick it in the front of his pants. O_o

In celebrity news, Paris "it's not my purse" Hilton, apparently tweeted two weeks ago about how much she loved her new Chanel purse. You know, the one with the cocaine in it?

Source: people

Can someone please, pretty-please lock her up for lying? Lying should be against the law. Drop the cocaine charge... just lock her up for lying please. Can we just lock up everyone who lies? You know, except for my kids.

Do me a favor and get Kelly Osborne a sandwich please. Kelly, honey, you have gone too far. Your figure is not supposed to be that skinny. Your face is all sunken. Just accept it and eat something. Please?

Source: dlisted

Hey, WTF???!!!

wtf photos videos - I Said Push!!!
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No word on if the cake actually inspired Olivia to push. But props for the original idea. Awww.... who am I kidding? What kind of messed up person ordered this cake? And what kind of messed up person actually MADE the cake?

And that's all the time I have for you today, my little snaps. Have yourselves a wicked weekend, and never forget...

-OMG Facts



  1. I LOVE YOU GINGER!!!!!!!!!! MARRY ME!!!!

  2. Oh KJayYoYo if I was single and gay, you know I totally would!!!!

  3. Someone should lock Paris up for being stupid. She is a danger to the entire world with social media at her fingertips.

    Oh, and I love that you have the oil/wildlife links on your page. I love it every day and I have never commented on it.

    Have a Fabulous Friday.

  4. Sooo, wouldn't someone who carries a gun around-enough to have a legit holster-know to put the safety on?! Poor guy's butt!

    Exactly Tame One--she's stupid & a liar...such a dangerous combo!

    Ooh, Kelly does need to eat like 2 or 3 sandwiches. She's a lollipop head. BUT, I do have to say, I like her as a blonde, who knew?

  5. The Tame One, Cool you like my oiled wildlife links. I think people are forgetting about it since the leak stopped. My friend asked me to put those links up right after the leak started, and I was glad to do it!

    And you're right. Paris is a danger to society. Just like Spencer Pratt. Let's find an island and send all the stupid people there. You know, like Australia. ;)

  6. I love the shark tattoo. And holy shit is Kelly skinny. Screw the sandwiches, feed that girl a cake or something.

  7. Um, that cake scared me.

    Now I don't want to have my baby:(

  8. Push, Graceling, Push!!! Bwahahaha!!