Wednesday, September 22, 2010

One Easy Piece

Wicked Wednesday to you all, my little peepers. We made it half way! *cue cheering* Well, actually we're either half-way through the week or we have half the week left. Like a half glass full/half empty, no? If it doesn't make sense, blame the nighttime meds.

The weather in Pity Me, Durham, UK is a partly cloudy 64 degrees today. That sounds like a very depressing place to live. Not quite as depressing as Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland, but depressing nonetheless. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so anyone with that morning commute (like Mr. Ginger) definitely deserves our pity.

In the news, a woman robbed a bank, and stopped to pick up her daughters from school on the way home. Witnesses gave the vehicle description and plate numbers to police, who arrested the woman later at her house.

Source: apnews

Hey, picking up the kids is a very important task. Perhaps she picked a bank to rob based on it's proximity to her daughters' school. At least she didn't bring her kids with her to the bank.

In other news, it seems like Lady Gaga has now made up some more reasons behind the meat dress. Now she's saying it's a Gay Rights Symbol. She says, (and I quote) "Equality is the prime rib of America, but because I am gay, I don't get to enjoy the greatest cut of meat my country has to offer." Uh... what? Does Google Translator translate Gaga? Cause I'm not really sure what she means. What if some people are vegetarian and gay? What if they're vegetarian and straight? Maybe some people don't want that cut of meat. Maybe they would rather have chicken or fish. Or Tofurkey.

Source: popeater

So stand up and be a Gay Rights Advocate. Which means you need to wear the meat suit. Go on, put on the meat suit. It's for gay carnivore rights. But not for gay vegetarian rights.

Did she put on those glasses to make her look smart? To give more validity to the meat dress theory? Why didn't she wear the meat dress at her rally? Or has it already spoiled?

Here is Snooki doing some Yoga. Yes, this reminds me of how Heidi and Spencer would call the poprocksies to meet them at a park so they could take pictures of Heidi doing Yoga. Oh wow... what a coincidence there are cameras here while I am doing my yoga.

I can't help but notice Snooki's "Italian Princess" t-shirt. Nice that she's embracing the Italian roots she doesn't have since she's 100% Chilean.

Source: thesuperficial

And now it's time for...

Awesome Vintage Ad Of The Day:

Because the print is so small, I'll type it out for you: "Because one is enough, when it's you. Show where you're headed in the ultimate fashion climax. Fits so tight it shows all you've got... you're a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind... she'll eat you alive in it. The Big Zip in 50% polyester/50%cotton. Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel. Are you man enough to fill it? "

My father-in-law has one of these in every color known to mankind. Approximately 20 pairs of them. And he wears them. Out in public. Especially when he goes to a nice restaurant with us. Which makes the ad description all the more terrifying to me.

Hey, WTF??!!!

And you thought motherhood and homeschooling was my dream job. Nope... this guy has my dream job. Kitty Nirvana.

And that's all the time I have for today. Do something unexpected today. Doesn't necessarily have to be something nice, just unexpected. Hop to it! And until tomorrow, here is some information that will be sure to get you through the day...

-OMG Facts



  1. I love the bunny and he shall be mine. I will hold him and pet him and put big pink bows on his/her ears and name him Dumbo.

  2. Wait, no! I want the bunny! Darn it, I should've checked the page sooner so I could call him first!

    As for the ad...that's the horniest ad I've ever seen. It surpasses any condom ad out there. LOL!

  3. The Tame One and ChristineMarie, you both know you will have to fight me for that wittle bun-bun!

  4. That ad is frightening. And I agree its way worse then any condom ad. Im pretty sure my grandpa may have worn one of those in his day, which makes me need brain bleach. Love the bunny but my cat(who thinks he's a dog) would probably try to eat

  5. Ginger, I don't think my mom would appreciate me reading that horny, I mean, clothing ad. I mean, that's why I was born in the 80s- so that I couldn't read those types of ads! I think she would ground you from the giant-eared bunny as discipline.

    But don't worry. I won't tell her:)

  6. Uhh..
    I need to go wash my eyes out after reading that...
    I hope none of my relatives wear those.. ever.. ever..