Meandering Monday to you all. This is the time in our show where YOU, the readers, share your weekends with ME via the comments. It's ok. This is a safe place. No one will judge you, unless you continue to lurk and then all bets are off.
The weather in Fertile, Minnesota is a partly cloudy 70 degrees. You know what would really suck? To be infertile while living in Fertile, Minnesota. Hey, not making fun of infertiles, had a period of infertility myself. Whoa... holy uncomfortable topic, Batman. I kid, I kid. It happened. I lived, I adopted and now I have more kids than I know what to do with. Just don't tell the social worker I said that.
In the news, a Brazilian man got in a bar fight and then was followed home by assailants who stabbed him in the head. Doctors worried removing the blade would cause brain damage so he left the knife in his head. I wonder if he kept the handle attached, because he could decorate it for holidays. Anywho, THREE YEARS LATER, his headaches were so severe he felt brain damage was worth the risk of getting the knife out, so he opted for surgery. Looks like he's doing well and should be released soon from the hospital.
On the down side, now that his headache excuse is gone, he'll have to start putting out.
In diva news, Fergie got carted around LAX in a hot pink American Airlines passenger cart because she's
disabled traveling with kids has too much luggage to carry on her own a celebrity.
I have a brand new #girlcrush, and I mean it in the most heterosexual way possible. I was told that I MUST watch the show "Veronica Mars" especially since all 3 seasons are available in the "Watch It Now" Queue. So Mr. Ginger and I started watching it and we're totally hooked. And then we saw "You Again" this weekend at the theater (also starring Kristen Bell) and loved it. Now I hear that Kristen Bell wants Veronica Mars to be made into a movie so bad she's willing to pony up the money to do it. Rob Thomas (the creator) has penned a script that Joel Silver is willing to direct, but Warner Brothers (who owns the show) says no and won't budge.
Dear big studios who keep canceling our favorite shows... give the viewers what they want! And by "viewers", I mean "me" and by "want" I mean "Veronica Mars Movie". kthxbai
Oh, and if you have Netflix and haven't yet watched Veronica Mars... you have no excuse. It's FREE under the Instant Queue. What are you waiting for?
Always want to be prepared in case of emergencies, like terrorist attacks? Where is your emergency respiratory device in case of nuclear disasters, etc? Now you can use the Emergency Bra! At first sign of an emergency, whip off your bra and place it over your nose and mouth. Mmmmm cleavage sweat. And the good news is that you will have two cups... one for you, one for your friend. Better choose a really good friend who won't mind the cleavage sweat stank.
It sounds like a good idea, except for those of us big chested women. I'm afraid if I stuck my own bra over my face and mouth, it would cover my eyes too and knowing me, I'd trip and break my neck, which might end up hurting me more in the long run. Yep, I'll keep my lacy purple Victoria Secret bra. Of course you know it's purple.
And now... here is one of the coolest proposals I've ever seen. Giving guys everywhere inspiration or dread as this guy just raised the bar exponentially. Really I just wanted to use the word exponentially in a sentence.
And now it's time for....
Awesome Vintage Ad Of The Day:
That's right you Nazis that aren't carpooling. You get to ride in your own carpool lane AND join the Axis. But you should know... even the carpool lane is bumper to bumper on the 405.
And that's all the time I have for today. I'll meet you back here tomorrow. Same time, same place. Until then, I dare you to find one of these animals (below) that you're about to learn about. You know, as far as I'm concerned, they could have just named Grolar Bears and Pizzlies "Dangerous". Pizzlies just sound like something you want to snuggle up with bounce up and down on a hard surface.