Thursday, September 9, 2010

It's Not Cocaine, It's My Granny!

Thorny Thursday to you chaps and chapettes! We're more than half-way through our week!

The weather in Aha, Okinawa Island, Japan is 84 degrees today. No word on if any of the natives will Take On Me while vacationing there. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so today would be a great day to whip out those 80's playlists during your morning commute.

In the news, during a traffic stop Wyoming State Police stopped a car and after finding small amounts of marijuana, they found a ziplock bag in her car with a suspicious powdery substance. After contacting the car's owner, they found the ziplock bag contained her grandmother's ashes. She says the two were very close, so she carries her ashes in her car.

Source: apnews

If only Paris Hilton had thought of that excuse while in Vegas. Speaking of, a former "Girls Gone Wild" cameraman wrote a tell-all book, which Joe Douchebag Francis has sued to stop it's release. According to an excerpt of the book, Paris Hilton bragged about how she transported drugs onto commercial flights by hiding her stash up her Hoo Haw.
No word on exactly how much stash she can hide up there, but I'd wager it would be a significant amount. Ok, that was not nice at all. But funny. To me.

Source: huffingtonpost

Meanwhile, Paris seems to not care about her little legal mishap in Vegas, as she vacations in Hawaii with her boyfriend and continues to tweet pictures of herself having a wonderful time.

Parents, this is what happens when you don't spank your kids. They join gangs or become like Paris Hilton. You've been warned.

In real celebrity news, looks like co-stars Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez have been bringing their work home with them ifyouknowwhatimean. Bumping Uglies. Horizontal Tango. Getting to know each other in a Biblical sense.


In case you need reminding... this is Olivier Martinez.

Oh yes, how could you forget the memorable scenes of the movie "Unfaithful"? You know which ones I'm talking about. (not the one involving Richard Gere and a snowglobe) Anywho, they make a lovely couple. Perhaps he could be Baby Daddy #2?

Hey, do you find yourself wanting to cuddle with your pet, but unsightly dingleberries get in the way? Never fear, Rear Gear Butt Covers are here! Now you can put cute little pictures over their butt holes and pretend they don't poo. They are supposedly for dogs AND cats, but I'd like to see someone try and put that on their cat. I personally own 7 cats and wouldn't try it with any of them. Because I value my extremities. But... for dogs, they're oh so cute!

Source: etsy

Hey, WTF??!!

Funny Wedding Photos - Bluetooth: Don't Miss a Call, Even During Your Wedding Ceremony
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You want to make sure to keep that bluetooth ear piece in your ear so you never miss an important call. Not even during your wedding ceremony. Oh excuse me Pastor, I gotta take this call.

And that's all the time I have for today. Have a great day and see if you can invent something as cool as Dog & Cat Butt Covers. Until then, here's something you should know...

"Mountain Dew" is an old slang term for moonshine (bootleg whiskey)

-OMG Facts



  1. LOL.
    Dear Paris Hilton,
    Wear a Bra.
    One day your boobs will sag and you will be sad.
    Love Meghan.


    I hate women that can go without a bra...
    But then again big boobs rule.

    I would never put that butt gear on my cat... I would lose an eye.

  2. Its strange, I know stranger stories of people and what they do with ashes. Going to school for Mortuary Science you learn all the weird

  3. On behalf of all women, thank you for your Paris Hilton rant, Meghanface!

    Lisa, you're going to school for Mortuary Science? How freakin' cool is that?!!

  4. Im actually done with Mortuary school. Lol too bad the old farts that run funeral homes wont hire a skinny girl to do the work. But I did learn all kinds of cool