Thursday, September 2, 2010

Booby Prize

Thorny Thursday to you all, my little gingersnaps! The weekend is getting closer. I can feel it. Can you? (just nod your head and say yes)


The weather in Horse Heaven, Washington is a sunny 82 degrees today. That is apparently the city where horses go when they die. Wait, do all horses go to heaven? Cause all dogs do. I read that somewhere. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so thank you're lucky stars you're not taking a horse to work today.



In the news, a politician in Venezuela is holding a raffle to earn money for his political campaign. The prize? Breast Implants!


Source: apnews


Now why haven't the Los Angeles politicians thought of that?


In loony news, a man strapped explosives to his chest and stormed the Discovery Channel building, taking three hostages before he was shot dead by police. His hatred for the Discovery Channel stems from years of programming demands he has sent to the Discovery Channel that they have not obeyed.


Source: TMZ


These are some of his demands. (just picking a few of my favorites)

1. "all programs on Discovery Health/TLC stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization & infertility must be pushed."

2. "Civilizations must be exposed for the filth it is. That and all it's disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down. "

3. "Saving the planet means saving what's left of the non-human wildlife by decreasing the human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies. " (I'm starting to think the man doesn't like babies.)

4. "Saving the environment and the remaining specials diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The lions, tigers, giraffes, elephants, froggies (yes, he said froggies), turtles, apes, raccoons, beetles, ants, sharks, bears, and of course, the squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans. "


Well Mr. Lee, looks like you got your wish. The human population just went down by one. And you no longer have a carbon footprint! Congrats on doing your part to save the planet.



In celebrity news, Playboy model Kara Jo gassed up her car the other day and FORGOT TO REMOVE THE NOZZLE before driving away. Apparently she didn't notice her mistake until she arrived home.

Source: TMZ


Lucky for her, Playboy doesn't pay according to IQ numbers.


Now clearly I've been a mother too long, because I take one look at this Kellan Lutz picture and I think to myself, "he's barefoot, walking in a parking lot??? Doesn't he know he could step on glass or a rusty nail? What is he thinking???"



Source: JustJared




Was he raised by the same mom Britney "walking in gas station bathrooms while barefoot" Spears was raised by?



Hey, WTF??!!


wtf photos videos - I Like Their Sunglasses!
Picture Is Unrelated



Apparently it was too bright in the studio for their sensitive eyes. But it's so nice they posed with the clay pigeon before they launched it. PULL!!!


And that's all the time I have for today. You're almost there... you're almost to the Friday. I've got some news that will help you hold on one more day...



One infant foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters of skin grafts.

-OMG Facts


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8 comments:

  1. I always wondered what my in-laws family portrait looked like ... Thanks Ginger!

    On an unrelated note, when horses die they go to Dead Horse Alaska. #ionlywishiwerekidding

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  2. Boobie Prize *sign me up* Actually, I don't need boobies..I need a detective to find mind...they are somewhere on me...*need a lift*

    Now that I've thrown out TMI on to Mr. Discovery guy. He was just plain creepy. His eyes were just empty. So scary!!

    Mr. Lutz. All I could see were those Calvin's begging me to take a closer look. I don't mind the dirty feet...

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  3. There is slobber running down my chin from that Kellan pic. Hello Mr. Cullen :D On that note, it seems that I need to move to Venezuela to win the boobie raffle so I can compete with the other women who are drooling over Mr. Lutz.

    Hey, I think I know that couple. I'm pretty sure I saw them at Wal Mart the other day.

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  4. Wow, that guy REALLY didn't like humans, even baby ones. Aren't we always supposed to like the babies? Even baby alligators are ubercute. But no, not to this hater. And why target Discovery? I mean, I understand why in theory-but what kind of effect does he think a tv channel will have? I guess I shouldn't question the logic of someone who thinks babies are disgusting.
    Oh Playboy Model, really? First you forgot, and then you didn't feel it pull from the pump? And then you didn't feel it dragging down the road? What, too much wind blowing between your ears?

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  5. Mr. Lutz is looking mighty yummy and looking alot like Paul Walker, who is also very yummy. I had something else to say, but I cant remember. Cant stopping thinking of Mr. Lutz Lol

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  6. Oooo, Lisa. Yes Paul Walker and Kellan and Mmmmm.

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  7. Ok *looks around nervously* so... I didn't even notice the feet. I was looking alittle further.... UP! WOWZA

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