Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Smells Meaty

Tacky Tuesday to you all! Good on ya (no I'm not Australian) for telling me about your weekends. Baby steps my little snaps. Perhaps more of you will step forward and share. I know, it takes a while to be comfortable in our group, but know that this is a safe place. Once you're willing to share, we're all ears. (with a few boobs mixed in)

The weather in Wetwang, Yorkshire, England is a partly cloudy 68 degrees today. I'm wondering if Yorkshire has a Drywang or if all the wangs in Yorkshire are wet. I hope you don't encounter any wetwangs on your commute this morning as the traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper.

In the news, a man was arrested after cocaine was delivered to his house in a hollowed out piece of bologna. That's the special kind of bologna you pay extra for. Yes, I'd like my cocaine with a hint of smoked summer sausage please.

Source: apnews

What did they do with the bologna after they removed the cocaine? Did they eat it?

Speaking of cocaine, Paris Hilton has officially changed her statement that the purse she was holding did not belong to her, and now is saying it is her purse, but she lent it to a girlfriend and did not check the contents of her purse after her friend returned it. She had no idea the cocaine and pot rolling papers were in there. She went on to suggest that maybe it was a set up because everyone knows how against cocaine she is. We do, Paris?

Source: TMZ

Paris also said she believes the cops who pulled her over were "starstruck" and blew this whole thing out of proportion. I'm sure that was the case, Paris. Did the cops check her purse for a big stick of bologna?

If Paris is sent to jail, perhaps she can bring her own brand of scrapbooking supplies. Scrapbooking? Really?

Source: foxnews

In other news, Kelly Anorexa and her hubby Mark Consuelos are vacationing together and are still happily married after 14 years. You'd think if they were so happily married, Mark would share a little more of his food with her.

Source: TMZ

You know who else is happily married for 14 years? Me and Mr. G. are as of today. Say it together now... Awwwwwwwww.

Hey, WTF?!!

Whenever I want to head to the Griffith Observatory under the radar, I put on my mirror suit too. Cause you know, the radar bounces off the suit.

Fashion Fail - Mirror Mosaic Man!
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You know how I know that's the Griffith Observatory? Because that's where Mr. G took me at sunset, overlooking the mountains when he dropped to one knee and proposed to me. (Did I mention he was only 19? And I was 20?) Go ahead, you know you want to say it again... Awwwwwwwwww.

And that's all the time I have for today, because, well... I've got better things to do on my anniversary than blogging. What exactly is on my "to do" list? Well, you'll have to use your imagination. It's not that kind of blog. *wink* But I'll leave you with one last thing... you know, just in case you find yourself in Greece and a man throws an apple your way.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

-OMG Facts



  1. What if you're Greek but you can't catch? Are you destined to never get married. Sucks to be clumsy.

    Happy Anniversary! Perhaps a giant hunk of drugged up bologna and a mirror suit can spice things up. ;-)

  2. Awwwwwww!!! Happy Anniversary!!!

    Bologna is the meat of choice for hiding a snortable drug? It has such an offputting smell...ew... Did he use the "It's not my bologna!" defense? Or the, "Well, it IS my bologna, but I lent it out and this is how it came back! How was I supposed to know?!"

    Oh Paris, you really are a stupid spoiled whore (a la the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video playset episode of South Park where she was pushing her video game-called Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset). And, starstruck usually means like in a positive way, so like he would've let her go probably. I'm just saying probably.

  3. Happy Anniversary! I love how you make your blog sound like an AA meeting. Love it! lol

  4. What happens if the girl is klutzy like I am and misses the apple.. or gets hit in the head?

    Because that would have been me... and I would need fair warning that he was about to throw an apple at me...

    Congrats on 14 years!

  5. Lisa, I wondered if anyone would pick up on that. Let's just call this Gingersnaps Anonymous. ;)

    LOL Meghanface, I'm sure I'd miss the apple too!