Thursday, August 26, 2010

Magic Beard

Hello and Thuggish Thursday to my little gingersnaps. Your work week is almost over.

The weather in Dildo Island, Newfoundland is a sunny 66 degrees today. Not sure why they chose the name. Perhaps there is a shortage of men on the island? Maybe no men on the island? Cause that might make sense.

Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you ladies commuting today might want to plan your visit to Dildo Island while you're stuck in traffic and have nothing better to do. You know if you're into that sort of thing.

A man and woman who were running a string of home burglaries, apparently got off on doing the nasty in the house they broke into while taping themselves. Well one house they were getting busy in, the neighbor (who was getting the mail while the homeowner was away) surprised them in the middle of their... uh... filmmaking and they ran off, leaving the video camera behind. (which was stolen from another location) Deputies then recognized the couple from the video they were in the middle of making and arrested them both.

Source: apnews

Perhaps Spencer Pratt better be more careful next time he decides to tape his romps in someone else's house. What?

It's inapproprate use of facial hair on Won Won Weasley while he was promoting his new movie Cherrybomb. The facial hair is very minor and since he's such a lovely ginger, I'm willing to let it slide.

Source: laineygossip

I LOVE YOU WON WON!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry, got a little carried away there. Screenings of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part I are underway in America, with some people writing their reviews of the movie (with spoilers). If you like spoilers and want to read all about what's in the movie, and want to know where in the book they end the first movie, CLICK HERE.

In D-list celebrity news, Heidi Montag has decided her size G boobs are a pain in the... well, a pain. She is complaining that she can't work out with them, can't hug her dogs and can only wear custom clothing. File that under "DUH". So she plans to have them replaced with smaller implants, possibly a D or DD. (isn't that what she had before the last surgery?)

Source: lifeandstylemag

Thankfully she has already managed to remove Spencer her 3rd boob from her life.

In the why-did-Halle-dump-him news, Gabriel Aubry is the new face of Bloomingdales' Luxury Bath and Bedding line "Charisma".

Source: splash

Halle says they are still very close friends and he's currently in Africa with Halle and their daughter while Halle is filming a movie. WHY HALLE, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Hey, WTF?!!!

Source: ridingabuttertub

This is the Jersey Shore guys in 30 years. Nice gold, fellas.

And that's all the time I have for today. Hang in there, and we'll meet back tomorrow for my LAST POST EVER... of this week. (did I just scare you?) Was it as fun for you as it was for me? Oh and one last thing...

-OMG Facts

Something tells me Prince wouldn't object.



  1. Aw, my little Ron is growing up. Look at that stubble. ♥

    As for Heidi and her G boobs. I didn't even know they made implants that big. This coming from the boobless wonder of course. Hmmm. I think I would be happy with C implants.

  2. Wow! I almost thought Heidi Montag was gaining a little, tiny, eensy-weensy shred of intelligence...until she said South America for a boob job. You live in LA, think you can't find a good surgeon there??


  3. You totally did scare me. Haha.

    So.. that man. <333

  4. Sorry Meghanface for scaring you. Not really. ;)

    Christine, EXACTLY! Why in the heck is she going to South America for a boob job when she lives in LA. Just because her plastic surgeon died, there are many other good surgeons here. Many of whom would never perform 10 surgeries in one day like her last one did.

  5. King Tut is looking alittle long in the head area. Poor kid. Totally laughed hard with the Future Jersey Shore Boys.